I am sitting here waiting for some serious matter to come.

Nope.

Two hours wasted

Seldom my shit reflects my mood.

This time I am deeply thoughtful (in a negative way), while my crap has a strong sour smell, and it’s squashy.

I take shit seriously, as a reminder of my life.

Guys, this tird was freaking huge. really. It was awesome. I nearly came.

I am not sure, but I believe my morning floating droplets are saying that’s a good day for farting

…yes that was pizza. It smells now.

Pizza is definitely coming.

Or, at least what it has become.

Hey there! I am taking a shit!!!

Just like every time I’m writing a post.

Today’s crap seems wrapped in gel, yesterday I ate pizza, but I have reasons to believe it hasn’t arrived at the end of its journey yet… I feel it inside…

Huuuuge turd! Great day!

I spent the night awake, taking a shit.

Very bad.

Alrighty! New day, new brownish stuff from my arse!

What is it like today? 1-inch floating droplets !

Still considering the idea of storing my crap in jars, and selling it.

Sometimes I just procrastinate shitting, just because I don’t have enough inspiration for my post.

Disappointing amount of shit

Makes a man still hit

I’ve spent the whole day climbing outdoor. First thing I felt as I arrived at the spot was A HUGE TURD ready to get out!!

I had to fucking keep it inside! In the end though… here you are! I SET YOU FREE!

Sushi leftovers make my arse sting