Monday, 5 October 2020 | 12:02 PM

I don’t know how exactly I did menage to sleep last night.

I just woke up, and I never stopped extruding crap from my arse ever since.

Sunday, 4 October 2020 | 01:38 PM

Every time I go visiting my friends, different city, different things to do, several new things to eat, to drink…

I end up shitting fire. Endless fire.

Saturday, 3 October 2020 | 01:30 PM

One of the perks of being hosted at your friend’s house is covering their toilet in crap.

Friday, 2 October 2020 | 02:12 PM

If crap from yesterday was a snake, this was worms

Friday, 2 October 2020 | 10:23 AM

When I don’t know what to say, I would just like to post a picture of my crap.

But that would be dull, it would result in less drama, boring stuff. I’d like people to imagine what I produce.

Although it is difficult to translate crap into words, I always try my best, every single time.

This one time in particular every single piece got out from me is now floating on the surface, each of them curled, I need someone who could read future in this. It would be utter fun.

Friday, 2 October 2020 | 01:10 AM

This may sound banal, BUT THIS ONE IS TOTALLY A SNAKE OF SHIT!

Venomous kind.

Thursday, 1 October 2020 | 11:02 AM

As I forecasted, I still had to do some

Thursday, 1 October 2020 | 07:36 AM

Too early for having a pleasant shit, especially for a gluten intolerant who ate pizza for dinner the night before.

Wednesday, 30 September 2020 | 10:35 AM

Smooth, on a very bad day.

Still, shit is the only thing that ever makes me happy.

Wednesday, 30 September 2020 | 02:08 AM

With a little help from sone peanuts.

Tuesday, 29 September 2020 |01:06 PM

Just stood up after my shat.

I fart.

I sit back down.

I shit.

I change my pants.

Tuesday, 29 September 2020 | 12:54 PM

Twerking while shitting.

So what?

Tuesday, 29 September 2020 | 11:27 AM

Routine fucked-up. Nice shit. Multi-shaped.

Could be a piece of modern artwork.

Shall be a piece of modern artwork.

Will be a piece of modern artwork.

Tuesday, 29 September 2020 | 04:24 AM

New day, new shit.

Monday, 28 September 2020| 07:51 PM

…and after a short nap, crap gets out much easily. 🙂