Thursday, 20 August 2020 | 09:50 AM

Pizza is still inside me even though some shit already got out.

Plz pizza just get out

Wednesday, 19 August 2020 | 09:15 AM

Shit against the time.

This could actually become a sport discipline. 🤔

Tuesday, 18 August 2020 | 11:06 AM

Smooth and hard. Could become a bomb.

Monday, 17 August 2020 | 10:21 AM

Pungent smell. It feels like eating my shit

Sunday, 16 August 2020 | 11:24 PM

There’s people who smoke a joint before going to bed, here’s my thing instead: a shitstorm of shit.

Goodnight

Sunday, 16 August 2020 | 10:18 AM

Reprise. With a meat scent.

Sunday, 16 August 2020 | 09:08 AM

Wake up call.

Yesterday I had no shit whatsoever, and yet, I ate the quantity of three whole days.

I feel heavy.

Friday, 14 August 2020 | 03:52 PM

Ever since I came back from my camping trip I can’t stop making weird shit. It stink as never before, it’s soft and glimy.

Weird weird shit.

Friday, 14 August 2020 | 09:43 AM

Last night I dreamt I shat myself in public. I was with a girl I know, she was surprisingly polite, she just told me I was a bit dirty on my arse.

I don’t know what happened next, I am just relieved I can have a shit right now.

I just hope my dream won’t become real.

Thursday, 13 August 2020 | 02:17 PM

Not that satisfying. Something is still in.

Shall I use a spoon? 🤔

Wednesday, 12 August 2020 | 01:44 PM

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Another shat today

Wednesday, 12 August 2020 | 12:38 PM

As soon as I arrived to another mall to go shopping, I had to rush to the toilet.

Fuck! I shall definitely stop eating pizza for good

Wednesday, 12 August 2020 | 09:57 AM

FUCK ME!

Just got out. As soon as I entered in my car I perceived something was not right: ‘shall I come back home to have a shit while I still can?’, I thought.

‘Nooo, who cares!’, I said to myself.

Well, I should have listened that. I had diarrhoea while driving. I started sweating.

I was rushing back home, but I didn’t make it. I had to divert to a Mall.

Luckily enough, the toilet I am sitting on is still early in the morning, so it’s still super clean. Well, it was…

Wednesday, 12 August 2020 | 09:11 AM

Since I am really sleepy, I let my arse do all the calculations. Just drop the bomb.

Tuesday, 11 August 2020 | 04:10 PM

Turns out pizza I ate yesterday was pretty harsh for my bowels to digest.

Indeed it is still here, I can perfectly smell every mushroom which was on.