Wednesday, 16 September 2020 | 07:35 AM

It may be hard to accept this but crap is not a jewel.

But in million years it’ll become a sparkling diamond.

At the moment it still smell though

Tuesday, 15 September 2020 | 08:08 AM

A hurried reprise

Tuesday, 15 September 2020| 07:35 AM

It’s just horrible. I don’t even dare telling what it looks like.

This filthy, slimy, squelchy piece of shit!

Tuesday, 15 September 2020 | 05:02 AM

It’s always really nice when you’ve got your alarm set for 7AM and you spent the whole night waking up every one hour.

Well, I am finally wide awake, sitting on my toilet, something bad happening inside me.

Stupid bowels!

Monday, 14 September 2020 | 09:53 AM

And it goes DOOOOWN the toooileeet.

FLUSH OOOFFF

Sunday, 13 September 2020 | 09:44 AM

Today I feel down, thus my crap doesn’t feel like getting out.

Why.

Saturday, 12 September 2020 | 03:41 PM

More shit? REALLY??

Saturday, 12 September 2020 | 10:35 AM

I use the weekend to deeply clean my bowels. All the crap I cannot expel duringg the week, piling for stress inside me, just needs to get out!

Saturday is my turdsday.

Saturday, 12 September 2020 | 08:16 AM

Taking a poo as the thing in the morning makes my day start mightily.

And I wonder, are there more people taking a shit with their pants rumpled on one leg, two legs (pretty uncomfortable for me), or no legs? 🤔

I shall make a poll about it, only once my shit-posts will have the real resonance they diserve.

Friday, 11 September 2020 | 08:22 AM

Oh, that’s what I call a fresh start!

I’m spending so much time observing my crap, I am now able to tell -still approximately- how many hours it has seasoned before coming out, judging by its colour.

This morning it’s a light brown. Must be yesterday’s falafel!

All right. Yes. It definitely is! My arse is tickling Jalapeños.🔥

Thursday, 10 September 2020 | 10:41 PM

Utterly unbelievable! I am taking a shit only now! Well… I deflated a bit after my falafel kebab for lunch.

Not the very best during a meeting, though nobody noticed me 🤫

Thursday, 10 September 2020 | 08:29 AM

It’s been two days now since my last shat.

Well why(?), I keep asking myself, since I ate a loot these days!

🤷 I may just need to accept this.

GET OUT LITTLE BIG TURD!!! You ArseHole!

Tuesday, 8 September 2020 | 10:38 AM

I am really trying to get myself into a routine, but this good smell of Turkish spices just made me forget about it.

It’s my crap. Such a nice smell!

Sunday, 6 September 2020 | 02:13 PM

Now my shit makes sense: it’s all so lumpy, liquid brownish disgust.

And I forgot to report my drunk shat of yesterday evening. After 4 drinks on an empty stomach I take a long shit, frantically followed by some red vomit.

Such a nice Sunday.

Sunday, 6 September 2020 | 10:28 AM

Even if yesterday I just went beyond any drinking limit, this shit is smoother then ever.

May be because I digested nothing?