Monday, 12 October 2020 | 10:02 AM

These are not the very best days of my life. I am a bit down. E day it gets better though, and last night I achieved a nine-hours sleep!!

And I finally have energies enough to SHIT ALL MY SHIIIIIT!!! YEEAAAHH.

Sunday, 11 October 2020 | 08:43 AM

I am having sleep problems already, why did I choose to take my friend to a Japanese-south American sushi? Now I am shitting tird-nigiris.

Well, I must say they’re not tasty as yesterday’s.🤔

Saturday, 10 October 2020 | 12:11 PM

Broke up for the third time with the girlfriend I have been in love with for the last three years. And I still am. It sucks.

But in here I talk about shit.

Shit doesn’t suck. Love neither. Yet, at least this time, I am going to shit on this love, and my toilet is happy.

Friday, 9 October 2020 | 08:38 PM

No shit whatsoever for two day.

Still nothing.

And another one-month streak is gone forever.

Thursday, 8 October 2020 | 11:50 AM

‘Oh my shit! What are those things inside my crap?’, I say as the first reaction to what I just fired out.

‘All right’, calmer, ‘must be the seeds of that pomegranate I ate’.

Still… this makes me imagine something hideous. What would I do if I noticed worms inside my shit??

Thursday, 8 October 2020| 05:02 AM

Am I awake? Is this a dream?

I am kind of undecided if it is the best dream of all, or a shit reality.

Wednesday, 7 October 2020 | 03:00 PM

Lost in my mind, I find myself surrounded by crap. My entire brain is made of shit.

Tuesday, 6 October 2020 | 02:10 PM

Not yet done. What’s up!?

Tuesday, 6 October 2020 | 11:32 AM

Yes, I did manage to go back to sleep.

Yes, this is another shat-attack.

Yes, it hurts.

Tuesday, 6 October 2020 | 09:38 AM

Being woken by an instant bomb of shit is not the very best gift of all

I am looking forward to the moment when my body will stop this diarrhoea, so I can go back to sleep. Shit.

Monday, 5 October 2020 | 12:02 PM

I don’t know how exactly I did menage to sleep last night.

I just woke up, and I never stopped extruding crap from my arse ever since.

Sunday, 4 October 2020 | 01:38 PM

Every time I go visiting my friends, different city, different things to do, several new things to eat, to drink…

I end up shitting fire. Endless fire.

Saturday, 3 October 2020 | 01:30 PM

One of the perks of being hosted at your friend’s house is covering their toilet in crap.

Friday, 2 October 2020 | 02:12 PM

If crap from yesterday was a snake, this was worms

Friday, 2 October 2020 | 10:23 AM

When I don’t know what to say, I would just like to post a picture of my crap.

But that would be dull, it would result in less drama, boring stuff. I’d like people to imagine what I produce.

Although it is difficult to translate crap into words, I always try my best, every single time.

This one time in particular every single piece got out from me is now floating on the surface, each of them curled, I need someone who could read future in this. It would be utter fun.