Arguably the most pathetic shit ever. It doesn’t even fly.

The day passed by, why haven’t I taken a shit today?!

An exclamation point has just appeared inside my toilet. It is brown.

Trust me. It’s my gut expressing its feelings through crap.

❗️

There’s still time to flush a pretty tird tonight

Shitty slowly emitting. Slowly falling.

Slowly sinking.

Eruption

Artwork in white!

Yes! The day starts great!

But it smells VERY badly.

Cool.

Yesterday I ate only some basmati rice with carrots. Nothing else.

My anus is now dry as the desert. Famine on it.

I am not sure if any tird got out from me. 🧐

I had a huge dinner and got back at 3:30AM

I haven’t had such a night in a very loooong time.

My anus now burns. He’s not used to it.

Brbrbrbrbr is the sound.

No hard to imagine, isn’t it?

I am too sleepy to make a good job. I even forgot to wipe off

Squeeze.

Fart.

Squeeze.

Tird.

Two pizzas a day makes something greatly rhyme with a day, but I can’t find any, because there ain’t no word for this shapeless brown blob laying at the bottom of my toilet.

Squashy

Now I am taking a shit at my UNI. I ate ricotta for lunch.

I am looking forward to the moment when I could share this marvelous smell to the world

I produced some kind of sauce, obviously not good to eat. Yet, satisfying enough to get rid of.

It is A LOT