Finally some goooood shit.

Good because it is satisfying, but actually baaaaad. Well not that bad, not even too smelly.

I mean, we only had one bottle of wine for dinner…

Finally, some normal shit in the morning!!!

I’ve been waiting for it for too many daysss

I don’t understand what’s been going on to my bowels. Today, yesterday, the day before. They’ve all been constipated days.

Why?

Been eating fruit, been eating veggies, been sleeping a lot.

What’s up????

Frustrating :/

Unm, second day of constipation.

Not not good.

And I’ve even been eating fruit!

Fuck

I want to have a shit, but my shit doesn’t want to come out.

Weekends are always difficult :/

Blah, bad shit.

At least or got out at once!

After a couple meetings, I went to the grocery, also took my lunch.

Back home, had no time to eat it, my arsehole guided forced me to the loo.

Farty and sleeky, now I’m literally getting shit done!

Perhaps, to insult my bowels was the best idea possible.

They got nervous, anxiety rised, pressure on.

Now pressurised dull liquids got out abruptly.

Uuhs, luckily I didn’t save it for later….

Would have been inconvenient :/

Am late already, and my bowels just don’t cooperate.

Gotta get out soon!!!

Cmoooon!

Fuckoff, I’ll just ignore the urge for shit today…