The day passed by, why haven’t I taken a shit today?!

An exclamation point has just appeared inside my toilet. It is brown.

Trust me. It’s my gut expressing its feelings through crap.

❗️

There’s still time to flush a pretty tird tonight

Shitty slowly emitting. Slowly falling.

Slowly sinking.

Eruption

Artwork in white!

Yes! The day starts great!

But it smells VERY badly.

Cool.

Yesterday I ate only some basmati rice with carrots. Nothing else.

My anus is now dry as the desert. Famine on it.

I am not sure if any tird got out from me. 🧐

I had a huge dinner and got back at 3:30AM

I haven’t had such a night in a very loooong time.

My anus now burns. He’s not used to it.

Brbrbrbrbr is the sound.

No hard to imagine, isn’t it?

I am too sleepy to make a good job. I even forgot to wipe off

Squeeze.

Fart.

Squeeze.

Tird.

Two pizzas a day makes something greatly rhyme with a day, but I can’t find any, because there ain’t no word for this shapeless brown blob laying at the bottom of my toilet.

Squashy

Now I am taking a shit at my UNI. I ate ricotta for lunch.

I am looking forward to the moment when I could share this marvelous smell to the world

I produced some kind of sauce, obviously not good to eat. Yet, satisfying enough to get rid of.

It is A LOT

This one is hard to describe, but I’ll try.

I’ve been spreading my cheeks for five or six minutes, veery sloowwlyy the gravity force started to act on the stuff. It’s going down taking its time. Once it reaches my anus it deploys its blades, they sink in my skin, penetrating it. I push, it stings. I push, it pushes back.

I have to bail, using my muscles to take it back inside. I am fearful. How could I expel it now, if it breaks me apart. I decide to do it, no matter how painful it is. I push, hard, as hard as I can. It goes by, followed by two fat twins.

I am free.