Nice. Another Christmas passed by,

The snow is not falling outside

Under the Tree, same old stuff,

My head snowing dandruff.

My poetry smells badder than my shit.

Again. Fucking Christmas!

Another shit for this holy-day!

I wish my work will be useful for research one day.

Still, Happy Christmas!

Btw, it’s creamy and winey

Slimy.

Simple. Short.

Both the post and my shat.

A rare winter day of sun.

First beer at 10:30AM

Loads after. Many until now.

I complete my day taking a long nap shat.

After a two-hour lunch at nikkei restaurant I simply needed it.

Shit it is. Smooth and ricey

There’s an interesting factor about my shitI always forgot to report, that is to say does it float?

Yes it does, most of the times, like it does today.

I believe it depends on the quantity of fibre within.

Stay floating stay healthy!

I have a dream. I want to be recognised as the world’s most notable poop expert.

I can make it. I know that.

Have you ever forgotten something really important?

I just wiped my arse out with my bare finger. 🤫

Christmas is getting even closer and I still haven’t wrapped all my tirds up!

My precious gifts for you all!

Sometimes my arse just surprises me.

I just drop several marbles. It felt like having a machine gun instead of my butt.

I feel very sorry for all the constipated people in the world. It is bad bad affliction!

We should all be able to sit and relax, plop and splash!

I am having this meaningful though every morning I am having some trouble defecating. Luckily it got out eventually…

EAT VEGGIES!

What do you do while taking a huge?

I’m used to do every sort of things, only now I specialised at reporting my tirds falling.

It is fun! Creepy as well, yet FUN!

Every shit has greater meaning now! Nothing is WASTED!

Most of the times I just don’t have the time for an elaborate post.E

ven if the shit session is great, that is not easy to comunicate.

Btw, I drop 5 tirds in a row. No pause!