I sit back, a new sprout comes.

Yep, this time it really is poop. With its unique, quirky sound.

I don’t really know how to express my frustration in being sat on the toilet, because of a urge I felt while working at my laptop.

Now I am here, and just a microscopic piece of art got out. C’MON EXPLAIN THIS TO MEE!

A brown rose made of _____.

Complete the sentence.

It has got no thorns. It is smooth indeed.

I just experienced a bad episode worth telling about.

I was outside, shopping – mask obviously on – well I was having my time. Then, I received a text from my ex, she wants to see me. Anxiety rises.

We meet. She talks. I listen. My bowels calls. She talks. I listen. My bowels can’t wait. I drive to a dark spot by the road. I take a shit in the bushes. A man with his dog passes by. He sees me. He does not care. I hear youngsters getting closer and closer. I hustle. I wipe it up.

Then I came back, relaxed. I had the best time in a long while with my ex. I think we’re still in love. Dunno. I feel happy.

And relieved.

Every day’s a monday nowadays. A covid shitty monday. Blue monday? Brown monday. Shitty monday. Who cares if it’s a Saturday. Today’s monday. Dull. Life’s sucks.

I’m getting rid of my crap in the meanwhile. Don’t you worry. My intestine still works perfectly well enough

I am sitting on my toilet. Waiting for something to happen.

Lil’ shit before lunch

My arse’s makes clunch

Funny how time passes by… I have been shitting on the very same toilet for many many years now.

And nothing has never change :’)

Shit’s smell in the morning still makes me puke

Ginger infusion has a laxative effect.

Pretty instant

Yeah, why not another one post workout?

Well, apparently it hasn’t finished yet.

BUT IT HUUUUUGH-HUURTS!

I mean REALLY!!

Pleease stoop!

Stooop poop

Still shitting. Must be those lentils I had for lunch…

Lentils are great. But only if you’re to stay home for the rest of your life.

It is just another introspective crap.

At last it extroverted itself, of you know what I mean…