…yes that was pizza. It smells now.

Pizza is definitely coming.

Or, at least what it has become.

Hey there! I am taking a shit!!!

Just like every time I’m writing a post.

Today’s crap seems wrapped in gel, yesterday I ate pizza, but I have reasons to believe it hasn’t arrived at the end of its journey yet… I feel it inside…

Huuuuge turd! Great day!

I spent the night awake, taking a shit.

Very bad.

Alrighty! New day, new brownish stuff from my arse!

What is it like today? 1-inch floating droplets !

Still considering the idea of storing my crap in jars, and selling it.

Sometimes I just procrastinate shitting, just because I don’t have enough inspiration for my post.

Disappointing amount of shit

Makes a man still hit

I’ve spent the whole day climbing outdoor. First thing I felt as I arrived at the spot was A HUGE TURD ready to get out!!

I had to fucking keep it inside! In the end though… here you are! I SET YOU FREE!

Sushi leftovers make my arse sting

Finally a story worth of this blog!

Just came back home with my girlfriend, we spent the whole day recovering from our binge eating at our all-you-can-eat favourite nikkei restaurant. Well… I urged some shit, didn’t I?

I took my trousers off, and I said to her, ‘I need a shit now’. She nods, then laughs and says, ‘hey… you’ve stained your pants….’

I blushed, and immediately rushed to the bathroom.

SAFE.

Time to check my embarrassment…

Here’s the bottom line, it was not a shit blot, that was blood. Dried brownish blood.

NOW I COULD CALL MYSELF WORRIED.

I kneeled in front of the mirror and… well.. it was just a pimple I forgot I scratched during the day…

I wonder what will it be my gf face…

WC at work is broken.

I am home now.

POOOOPFREEEDOOOM

The price of oversleeping is to have my morning shit in front of my laptop, working in the best environment possible, the loo.

During the last month I’ve been studying cryptocurrencies, there’s never been a more appropriate point in time to create a proper shitcoin, the SHYT.

The only problem is, I don’t have the knowledge to do so 🙁