All right, that’s a serious problem.

Yesterday I drank some wine celebrating with friends, everything under obvious covid precautions rules, being very very careful. Anyways, we ate some peanuts, nothing else. I am still burping those very same peanuts right now. What else?

Ah yeah! I ejected this massive 1-inch-diameter turd, fancy, squishy, giant turd.

Well, needless to say, I am still here, through pain. Burping peanuts, shitting wine. Slumberless.

My biology sucks, and I don’t even have any respect for it.

Very impressive shit. Massive. Special.

Here’s what I did to promote it:

Since it was huge, it wouldn’t have lasted long, sticking there on the slope, hence I hurried for wiping me off. Immediately after, I took a video of that repulsive brownie, put some music over, and post it on TikTok.

In the end, I sat back, kept shitting.

I do late shits. I am a botch

A pretty curly turd just erupted from my arse

A squashed morning.

Btw, this session is being way to painful.

It is always difficult to describe it. It’s like having someone ramming on my belly.

Finally, here comes the crapfall I was waiting foooor!

A shitload of brownies. 🥳

Farting and bulging. I thought I had so much crap in me I’ve been looking forward to shitting this morning since last night.

Nevertheless, it’s just a few drops long. ☹️

I basically spent the day eating.

First some late breakfast I could have skept, immediately followed by a heavy lunch, chicken and potatoes.

A little nap was necessary, then I helped my girlfriend making a cake. My chore was to lick every dough left in the tools. In the end, we ate it.

Well well, I am on my toilet now. I needed it. 😑

Has anybody ever seen goat shit? It’s made of many little droplets 1-2cm wide.

That, that resembles mine I’ve just created

Some air is stuck inside me.

Neither it can push out, nor it could come back in.

A lil turd then, gets things moving again

C’mon, I shit, you shit. Anybody shits.

There’s nothing to be ashamed of!

Unless your tirds resembles Trump’s face… 🤔

Holding it back inside all day long.

Finally home.

It doesn’t want to get out.

Poor thing. -> Me.

I simply forgot to have some, today

Now my farts smells cadaver

Just a cursory shit before my dinner, which I don’t know yet what’s going to be 🤔