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Thursday, 17 December 2020 | 08:40 AM

Okay, serious post today.

I must to say I am very lucky. I do not suffer from any arse diseases. Poor lads, with their spongy bloody stones in their arsehole. I am very sorry for you.

Cheers.

Indeed, my turds just laid smoothly into the toilet’s water. Such a pleasing moment!

Monday, 14 December 2020 | 09:53 AM

Dear Santa,

This has been the best year for my shats, always at home, in my own loo.

Please make this covid END FOREVER!

I need discomfortable shits all around the globe! You know, at least for this blog to be worth reading!

Sunday, 13 December 2020 | 09:12 AM

All right, now a serious post is vital.

If I die, I’d like this to pass to my son or daughter if I’ll ever have one. If I die before that, well. I would pretty much appreciate if some friend of mine would take this as a legacy.

It will change the world.

Serious shitting hear! My arsehole is dirty as shit