Last shit session at home before going camping. It was plain.

My arse is looking forward to seeing the nature

You know when you press the start button in your microwave oven and you eagerly wait for your dish to be ready, my belly works exactly like that. There are just a few differences, no timer, and what comes out is always unexpected.

Even if I can’t help falling asleep, my relentless body wants to shit.

Gotta make it happy

Oops. Something slipped while peeing

Discharged

At the end of the day, something finally got out. Home and dry. Dry. Dry.

I’ve been sitting here for top long. Nothing NOTHING got ouuuttt. Though I feel it. It’s here!!

Pushing hard won’t help my arse expelling 🙁

Very good. I reckon this is the best way to start my two-week holiday. I just hope I won’t be starting every day in this way. 🙄

God! I am sweating! I know it’s not that much related to my statement above, but it’s just to deliver the most complete picture of the present me. Feels like I’m in hell.

Having my morning breakfast today is violently difficult. I’ve got to prevent the volcano inside me from erupting before I reach the safe space.

Gotta be fast….

…OKAY, GOTTA RUN! No time to finish these cereals.

Basically, I have been waiting until my bowels stop producing shit for some fifteen minutes.

Gotta say I kinda had it coming. I had a bbq at some friends’, I started eating at 9 PM, I stopped at 2 AM never stopped.

Now my belly hurts, and I’m embracing my biology’s will

If my brain was in my arse, it would certainly remind me to eat more fruit. 🙄

I was swiping on Instagram while taking a shit. I stumbled upon a calf with its mom’s shit on top of its head.

Okay

An open windows in front of me, the sun warming my hip, shit protruding from my arsehole.

Very very very very smooooooooooth.

I’m tempted to rub it on my cheeks