Love it when shit’s so quick.

I mean, immediate. Just sat on.

splash

What does shit look like the day after a party?

Yes.

Just like that!

Also, I forgot to eat before started drinking…

Yeah, bad

As expected, new shit came

Love it when I can work from the toilet!

Sooo focusing!

Unexpected regular shit.

Thanks fruits!

I’ve spent more than half a hour on the toilet, waiting for the shit to arrive, but nothing came out.

Then I stood, went doing something else. There it came. A quick fart series, followed by some loose shit. Had to sit back on my toilet.

There there…

This is my life.

Shitty hitty life.

Oh btw, that’s another 7/10 rating

How about a beautiful diarrhoea plenty of dirt and fuckyeahit’s horrible

No no no nooo

No shit today!!!

EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME I HAVE PIZZA FOR DINNER!

Constipateeeeed

Had three glasses of wine yesterday, wasn’t that much, but since I started drinking alcohol back only recently I can clearly feel its effect.

I feel a little drowsy still, but what really stresses me out is my bowels, feels tangled.

C’mon it was just some wine!

Got back to my gym last week, this week I went there twice.

Feels nice.

I had an home-made Angus Burger yesterday, and it was pretty heavy. I put courgettes and onions inside.

What about the follow-up?

Rapid shit, no constipation, good consistency, pointy smell.

8.5/10

Very very good shit.

Just a normal shit day.

Uhm, I think there’s more shit inside me

You know, I’d pretty much like to get back to sleep, but shit happens to get out og my arsehole right now :/