Thursday, 24 October 2024 | 08:58 AM

Today it is my alias’ birthday. This Shitty project of mine celebrates its 5th birthday!

With over 3000 posts published shits done in half a decade, I can feel myself satisfied, I guess now I’m ready for some achievement recognition… Shall I apply for a Guinness world record? Perhaps for the longest shit report, or the longest online journal about poop…

Anyways…. what a great gift my bowels gave me… a huge cake made of shit!

So big! Big thanks to all of those who believe in this project, you’re not many, I know, this is a niche – can understand why lol – but thanks a lot for your likes and comments!

Sunday, 20 October 2024 | 09:38 AM

A good amount of shit.

So crap for the day is solved, but let’s talk about the cat we took three days ago, we already have an older cat, 1year and a half old, she’s normal, let’s say, even if we like to call her fat-cat… just for fun, you know.

This new kitten is very fat. Real fat, we don’t know yet if he has problems or anything, we planned a faeces analysis for tomorrow. In the meanwhile his tummy is very swollen, and he makes a lot of farts, at first he didn’t even take any crap, but after a day he started having diarrhoea. Now he normalised his shits, but still farts a lot….

My girlfriend is not in favour, but I want to call him FART!

Poor thing thoug… little Fart must get better!!

Tuesday, 15 October 2024 | 08:18 AM

I believe we tend to underestimate the power of paper towel… it brings us unparalleled level of comfort.

Just imagine your life without it. Just try.

Well, sometimes I don’t even have to imagine.. I just feel it!

DAMN Girl, why haven’t you replaced it!!?!??

Sunday, 13 October 2024 | 10:07 AM

After the explosion at the gas station, yesterday I took an Imodium, because I couldn’t risk some diarrhoea at the meeting I was going to attend…

Idk, it still feels like I don’t have much stimulus for shitting today….

I hope for the best, but I already feel better now, luckily.

Be patient my loyal arsehole, you’re going to work again!

Friday, 11 October 2024 | 3:38 PM

I couldn’t even keep up the writing pace. I had countless other diarrhoea attacks, in between them I had to lay on my friend’s bed. I am freezing, my stomach never stopped hurting.

I feel tremendously sick

Friday, 11 October 2024 | 10:05 AM

Some more diarrhoea, this time I am at my colleague’s. Feels like every time I come here I have some sort of pain in the arse.

I am feeling bad btw. It’s not a joke, it is hard to think about anything else… I came here to work on our project! Shit! Stupid bowels!

Friday, 11 October 2024 | 08:31 AM

Not good not good.

My stomach and my bowels both fighting against something causing ache.

Probably it is that Kung Pao Chicken I had yesterday for dinner. I prepared that myself, and I didn’t think it would have ended up this way :/

Now I am stuck on the toilet, literally dripping, and I have a lot to do today….

Tuesday, 8 October 2024 | 03:17 PM

I am fucking late and this fucking abrupt shit is just the icing on the cake.

To wrap it up: As I was preparing my lunch, the gas finished. I changed the tank, but while doing it I switched off the general electric switch to not get shocked. After that I realised I needed another piece to replace the tank, so I want back to the general switch and it broke. So I couldn’t have a proper lunch. I ate packed bread with some cheese I found in the fridge.

Got back to my dying laptop to finish work, now I have a meeting and my colleague just came to pick me up. I am stuck in the bathroom now, can’t get out, because I an having diarrhoea now.

Now, what else?

Uh, it is dramatically raining

Monday, 7 October 2024 | 03:58 AM

I guess this is what I should have expected since the beginning of my constipation, 2 days ago – which may not seem much, but even just a few hours of constipation is bad. Really bad.

I woke up once every hour since I fell asleep, and every time I did I felt my tummy aching a little bit more… now it became too powerful J cannot ignore it anymore.

I am sitting on my toilet, guess what… I am constipated!

I am waiting for the disaster, powerful, painful, disaster.

Rescuing disaster