A new kind of smell is now approaching my nose, I mean, I take loads of shits, but this is kind of new! I can’t describe it! it’s kind of fruity

Gotta admit it… even for a shit enthusiast like me, there are some periods when I find shitting sooo frustrating! It takes me so much time, so much energy… ‘C’mooon! I’ve got stuff to do!’

Luckily this downhearted times only last for a week or two, then I can focus back on what I like the most, taking a poop 😌

I was so caught up in this shit I forgot to stop.

Yes, I will shit for evah!

Somebody hands me a cork! Quickly!

Some juicy liquid wraps my turds, making it easier to plop.

Unfilling

I am not sure whether it’s all out or not

3-inch-long rod abruptly off my arse.

Mondays should be declared illegal. I can’t shit, my arse still believes it’s the weekend!

This morning I spent some time minting NFTs of my shit related artworks. It’s not that cool for artists who are not also techno-geeks, though, I did it anyways. I wonder if some time in the future my shit will be worth millions, and my digital art too!

Btw, the turd I’ve just arse-crafted was almost one inch thick!

I don’t know what to write. I am distracted. My girlfriend is twerking right beside me.

I can’t even shit!

Shit does not come out.

When I’ve been taking long shitting, my legs die because of my elbows pushing on them.

Am I the only one? 😱

Even with the stretching I was describing this morning, there have been a gem hidden inside me for the whole day. Only now I can set it free! 💎

Taking a poop every morning, having a routine, is very important for your health.

Sometimes though, you may find yourself struggling with it. I found a solution, it’s STRETCHING FOR THE ANUS!

If you feel your arse lazy, or you feel constipated, you just basically need to push as for expelling the turd, then rapidly pull within, and repeat. In just a few reps you should be able to liberate yourself from the dirt. In the worst situations I even do 15 reps, it’s dull, but it works!

Production on stage.