Today I’ve been very naughty.

Skipped job, went climbing, much beer. Now some shit.

‘Some’… Well, can’t say I told the real truth.

It’s more than some. It’s all I ate (and drank) in two days.

Catastrophe.

Smooth. I can’t tell more details.

Today’s a great day. My best friend graduates in medicine. Nice. I really hope I’m going to shit in his bathroom, since I had no time to do it properly this morning.

Just a few random droplets got out. Can’t be the whole thing!

Hence, here I am, on the usual white throne.

Now that I am focusing on my podcast, I am starting to write the post in order to be read. A slight change is good.

What could never change is the roughness of my crap, the brown stuff getting out of me is jagged today!

I am not writing from my usual spot – not yet -, I am still laying on my sofa.

I just want to say a couple of things.

First, my first words in the morning at farts, though they never come from my mouth.

Secondly, I am going to make a weekly podcast out of my posts. Finally, some could hear my voice while taking a huge!

I am sitting here waiting for some serious matter to come.

Nope.

Two hours wasted

Seldom my shit reflects my mood.

This time I am deeply thoughtful (in a negative way), while my crap has a strong sour smell, and it’s squashy.

I take shit seriously, as a reminder of my life.

Guys, this tird was freaking huge. really. It was awesome. I nearly came.

I am not sure, but I believe my morning floating droplets are saying that’s a good day for farting

…yes that was pizza. It smells now.

Pizza is definitely coming.

Or, at least what it has become.

Hey there! I am taking a shit!!!

Just like every time I’m writing a post.

Today’s crap seems wrapped in gel, yesterday I ate pizza, but I have reasons to believe it hasn’t arrived at the end of its journey yet… I feel it inside…

Huuuuge turd! Great day!

I spent the night awake, taking a shit.

Very bad.

Alrighty! New day, new brownish stuff from my arse!

What is it like today? 1-inch floating droplets !