I have been waiting the whole day for this.

My bosses are finally out. I can SQUEEZE MY SHIT OUUUUUUT!

GET OUT LITTLE PIECES OF MUD!

My day has been pretty harsh today, until now. X

My week begins badly.

Still looking forward to the day I’d be able to share scents

I ate toooo much for the whole week, now my bowels rebel.

When I drink too much beer I shit a lot.

Basic science.

Every time I also feel regretful, and apologetic with my arse.

Forgive me God for I have sinned. God is my Arse’s name.

I’ve just produced a little nugget, it seems like sheep shit

Anxiety for the Skype interview makes my shit turn soft, and VERY EASY TO DEVELOP!!

I love these kind of shits, it starts dry and scentless, it ends liquid-like stinky.

And my belly starts aching.

I don’t love it anymore! 😖

Bloat, blowout, expel.

Start again.

A friend of mine invited me for lunch, then he went at the gym.

The first thing I did was SHITTING IN HIS TOILET.

Too obvious, yes so satisfying!

Sure, shitting on his floor would have been less obvious…

Unexpected poop while shitting

Worms made of feaces

Non-stop shit today! third shit of the day so far

My bosses have just left, I can finally free myself from all the stored energy in my bowels.

Energetic SHIIIIIIIIT

If Technology let me post my shit’s smell today, every single person who’d sniff it would die.

It’s icky. It’s rotten. It’s putrescent.

Nobody should ever enter this toilet for a month at least!

Besides that, it’s very pleasing to plunk. Satisfactory

I am not understanding what is going on, one thing is for sure though, shit is getting out of my arse, and I am hungover