I spent the night awake, taking a shit.

Very bad.

Alrighty! New day, new brownish stuff from my arse!

What is it like today? 1-inch floating droplets !

Still considering the idea of storing my crap in jars, and selling it.

Sometimes I just procrastinate shitting, just because I don’t have enough inspiration for my post.

Disappointing amount of shit

Makes a man still hit

I’ve spent the whole day climbing outdoor. First thing I felt as I arrived at the spot was A HUGE TURD ready to get out!!

I had to fucking keep it inside! In the end though… here you are! I SET YOU FREE!

Sushi leftovers make my arse sting

Finally a story worth of this blog!

Just came back home with my girlfriend, we spent the whole day recovering from our binge eating at our all-you-can-eat favourite nikkei restaurant. Well… I urged some shit, didn’t I?

I took my trousers off, and I said to her, ‘I need a shit now’. She nods, then laughs and says, ‘hey… you’ve stained your pants….’

I blushed, and immediately rushed to the bathroom.

SAFE.

Time to check my embarrassment…

Here’s the bottom line, it was not a shit blot, that was blood. Dried brownish blood.

NOW I COULD CALL MYSELF WORRIED.

I kneeled in front of the mirror and… well.. it was just a pimple I forgot I scratched during the day…

I wonder what will it be my gf face…

WC at work is broken.

I am home now.

POOOOPFREEEDOOOM

The price of oversleeping is to have my morning shit in front of my laptop, working in the best environment possible, the loo.

During the last month I’ve been studying cryptocurrencies, there’s never been a more appropriate point in time to create a proper shitcoin, the SHYT.

The only problem is, I don’t have the knowledge to do so 🙁

It’s so difficult to take a shit while the real estate agent is trying to sell my house…

Well, he could be saying the same thing on how difficult it is to be selling a house using his owner’s shit smell as a quirky perk 🤔

Yesterday I had pasta for lunch and pork meat for dinner.

I am not used to them anymore. And I am used to this smell no more!

Luckily it just lasted a couple of minutes

The beginning of the working week is dull, such as my dry dark crap.

Instead of focusing on these bad aspects of my day, I decide to focus on something else, much much worthy. Crap I am going to expel tomorrow.

I am so much into shit-madness 🤷

I love those Sundays spent in bed with my girlfriend, sex, sleep, cuddles, sex, farts.

The only cons is I completely forgot to have a shit. Let’s catch up immediately!

*Splash*