I should have taken my crap earlier. I hold it too long, now I am going to miss it 🙁

I’m too attached :’(

All right, another dull shit. It’s going to be a dull post.

That’s the kind of post I gotta right just because I have to keep up my streak.

Plenty of love for my crap.

As soon as my cheeks spread on the toilet, a long, glum Tird got out of me.

Yesterday was dull. Today is dull. Tomorrow will be a dull day. That’s life though! Some weeks are so uneventful, some others are full of crap!

I’m hoping for a rainy day 💭

Rush in the bash

All right this is a terrible post.

Have you ever made a dough? Some dough of any kind, flour, water, eggs. Well, I have.

Seems like I could be eating arse-made pasta for lunch…

I had to postpone my morning shit. Now a huge snake pf shit is clogging my toilet.

All in all it was

Just a shit in the loo

Actually, more than that. Since it makes my bum explode

On the phone with my girlfriend, my shit really smells, me trying not to make bas noises.

Tho’ who cares?

A little sausage made of poop

I am sitting on the toilet sharing the loo with my girlfriend. It feels weird….

Anyhow, I managed to let something out.

So proud of my relationship 😌

An unexpected tird just came abruptly out

I need to find a name for this kind of shit.

It looks like lava, it burns when expelled, it smells rancid. What shall its name be? 🤔

And it also stains my toilet, before hiding in the pool…

Volcano could be appropriate, but I shall continuing researching for a more appropriate name.

I had to postpone my morning chat until now. My computer doesn’t work. And I am panicking.

I gotta recover from an entire week of vacation, and I do it in my best way, s(h)itting on my toilet, with my laptop on my lap.

It’s not that easy though. I must remember to wipe my arse with the one hand I am not using for my trackpad.

Being me is not easy at all.

What I just dropped inside my toilet is 5 inches long at least.

It originates from a great journey.

Everything began yesterday, lunchtime. Home-made pizza. It made me fart for the rest of the day, and the night. And the -well- NOW!

I slept less than 5 hours, awakened by nothing less than more farts, loud and strong farts.

Thus, here I am, staring at this huge crap, too early in the morning, thinking about how useless is my life sometimes.

A great day begins.