This was just shit.

Pretty long session though. I spent one hour sitting on my toilet.

Now my bottom is made of china

Haven’t told you I spent the day in bed, recovering from my hangover.

Only now I can proudly say, am finally through.

Shit makes the journey end

Wiping up some chocolate ice cream.

Trust me. It was totally the same. Even nut crumble was in it!

This turd felt like someone tried to fuck my arse with a sharp knife.

Looks like I am suffering from some kind of disorder.

Uh, ok! At least I have a blog to inform people about it!

My stomach is bloating. My intestines as well. Inside me 80% farts, 20% useless crap

100% toxic

Something is wrong.

Can’t tell why, but my belly hurts, and I had no fulfillment yesterday 😕

Where does this constipation come from? 😣

Not yet 🙁

Can’t tell why, but even if I feel like I shall shit as an elephant, only a bally got through

Lil’ one

If I bow my head down, I can see a ball made of crap. A perfect little sphere has just got out of my arsehole.

It hurts a bit, indeed

Well, it finally came out. Just a single one tird. Long. Steady. Rigid

Nothing out

Nice! I slept like 1hour, and I’m back in the loo!!

This morning, we have a very special spongy crap, to celebrate my arduous night

The moment has finally came. I’ve spent two long hours up longingly waiting for the hideous things inside me to come out.

FINALLY, here it comes! And it’s PAINFULLY SATISFYING!!!

Surprisingly peculiar smell. Pungent and floral

A rewarding low-sounding fart suddenly reveals what’s going on inside me: EVIL

In the meantime, I drink some milk to ease my nausea.