I was so caught up in this shit I forgot to stop.

Yes, I will shit for evah!

Somebody hands me a cork! Quickly!

Some juicy liquid wraps my turds, making it easier to plop.

Unfilling

I am not sure whether it’s all out or not

3-inch-long rod abruptly off my arse.

Mondays should be declared illegal. I can’t shit, my arse still believes it’s the weekend!

This morning I spent some time minting NFTs of my shit related artworks. It’s not that cool for artists who are not also techno-geeks, though, I did it anyways. I wonder if some time in the future my shit will be worth millions, and my digital art too!

Btw, the turd I’ve just arse-crafted was almost one inch thick!

I don’t know what to write. I am distracted. My girlfriend is twerking right beside me.

I can’t even shit!

Shit does not come out.

When I’ve been taking long shitting, my legs die because of my elbows pushing on them.

Am I the only one? 😱

Even with the stretching I was describing this morning, there have been a gem hidden inside me for the whole day. Only now I can set it free! 💎

Taking a poop every morning, having a routine, is very important for your health.

Sometimes though, you may find yourself struggling with it. I found a solution, it’s STRETCHING FOR THE ANUS!

If you feel your arse lazy, or you feel constipated, you just basically need to push as for expelling the turd, then rapidly pull within, and repeat. In just a few reps you should be able to liberate yourself from the dirt. In the worst situations I even do 15 reps, it’s dull, but it works!

Production on stage.

Quite late for my lunch, can’t say the same for this brisk turd.

It’s always time for shit!

This morning I was feeling my anus itchy.

To prevent this I need to shit more.

After my morning shat, indeed, it passed 🙂