First work-out after a two-month pause, I decide to go at the park with my girlfriend for some bodyweight exercises.

We are surrounded by goose stalking us. We start some abs, in the middle of it an accidental fart comes out of me, I can’t finish my repetition, I’m rolling on the floor laughing.

After my second abs series. I stand up, fatigued. I feel something creamy on my perianal spot. It’s goose shit. ‘YUUUCK!’, I say.

It’s my lady the one who’s laughing now. She simply can’t help it. And I can’t blame her…

My shorts stained. It now looks like I pooped my pants. 😐

I think this is the moment I went closer to shitting myself.

I was coming back from the beach, 1-hour driving. I felt the stimulus as soon as I.

Once home I stopped by a wine shop to buy bottles for tonight party. I tasted them. Think I could not do the worst mistake.

I rushed back home, fully undressed myself, I almost shat on the floor.

I am finally sitting on the toilet. SHIIIT I needed it!!

Shit smells. Everyone knows it.

Nonetheless, just a few times I could actually smell it’s so reeky. This is one of those moments.

Nice plain smell of shit.

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

What do you do while taking a shit? You read shampoo ingredients? You scroll instagram? You make a phone call?

I prefer posting about it.

My shit was hard as bricks

Now I am wondering why wiping was so creamy. Is it some sort of joke? I am not laughing

I’m so tired I can’t tell if I am alive or dead.

Shit suddenly reminds me I am alive. Spikey

Today my anus is sparkly, it makes bum bum humming sound, very very amusing. There’s no poop though 🙁

Rubbles

Downloading…

Shitment postponed. Am late

My vacations are through. I’m back at the studio…

What’s the first thing I do as soon my boss gets out? I TAKE A SHIIIIIIT! yeeeaaaahhhh!!!

Creamy shiiiiiit!!

Seems like my arse missed home more than I did.

Am still shitting here…🙄

I’ve just come back from a 13-day road-camping trip. I am simply EXHAUSTED.

First things first. TAKING A HUGE CRAPPY SHIT. I’ve spent the last three days of my trip sustaining solely on canned beans. Basically I was a walking fart. I was Loud. I was free.

This morning I went to the very same spot I took a shit yesterday. That old thing was totally black, plenty of ants and flies.

Then I piled a ninja turd on top of that. They won’t be lonely anymore!

Ain’t no shit to do in the water.

I did it crouched behind a bush, with the sound of the water pleasing me

A single fly kisses my products.