Am sitting at a bar outside, drinking with friends. Suddenly reeking farts amass in my arse. Gotta get inside to expel ‘em.

Even if outside it is fucking stinky!

Now am in the toilet. Relieved. Oops, a turd got out! Uncorking the bottle of smell now the toilet is out of order.

Squiddy shitty brownie

Another one for the arse-killing-nuggets.

It sank down immediately, it must weighted some 3-4kilos

And now a fist-shaped turd extrudes.

It was as well as big as a fist.

Ouch

Since I spontaneously woke up at 1:30 AM my body’s clock is completely fucked up and my arse simply don’t respond

Pretty smooth shit. My arse is wiped clean

Covid negative. End of quarantine. Japanese-Beazilian restaurant. Death of my intestines.

Now I am both constipated and full of farts

Not so much to shit in this cold morning

The fourth one of the day, I guess 🙃

Another piece of shit

Curry for lunch and now, a good sounding splash.

Gross

With tiramisu as second breakfast, I needed a great shit, which I did. And now I am satisfied. 🥰

Pretty uncommon for me, six-hour sleep uninterrupted, then woke up floating mid-air, farts transmuted me into a baloon. I levitated towards the bathroom, had a proper shit. I can walk again now.

Another sticky little stinky sink down the hole