I don’t even know this is even fucking possible, but it feels like I am drumming out every little piece of shit amassed in weeks.

The quantity is such, it’s now piling above water level

My body has just reminded I forgot to deliver the most important task today.

I had to rush to the bathroom. It was very sudden.

Now I’m feeling pain. I am screaming.

A Torture

Utterly disappointing shit

Still constipated. I convinced myself it’s that painkiller’s fault!

Hard to make it, soft to touch.

Not exactly a riddle!

Just a little one before resting. It’s solid.

PS. My dick keeps itching. I can’t help but thinking the volatile shit coming from my shit is shitting my shitty blister. Shit.

I am stressed.

Ok, my dick is surrounded by stitches. Every time I take a shit I have to unwrap it from the bandage dressing. I slept something like a few intervals of a 20-minute-slumber, interrupted by itches, pain, boners in the whole night. As I arrived at work this morning, my bosses sent me a message saying they’re not coming before noon.

Now, the very few I can do to express my rage is to take a shit here, in the no-windowed-loo. Fine. I already finished though…

Something deep inside me says to grab these huge turds and use ‘em like chalks to write onto the studio’s white-freshly-painted walls, ‘PEOPLE=SHIT’ as many times as the length of my crap could bear before destroying. And once it happens I shall throw it vigorously onto the windows with so much strength to break them.

Right. Nice fantasy. That is why I use this blog instead.

The Rocky Tird Shit Show

Another pile of work. I mean shit at work

Still difficult to have a shit

Weird. Never experienced something such as this.

I had the first dose of Pfizer vaccine. Nice.

I needed a shit during the whole process. But I’m still constipated because of my circumcision.

My body has just decided not to care anymore. Let’s shit.

Fine.

A single Nugget

I CAN’T FUCKING BELIEVE IT! IT GOT OUT!

All righty. I prepared myself for the war today. I ate pasta, pizza, kebab in the last few days. Had no shit whatsoever yet. So I just had a huge cup of ginger tea. It should stimulate me. I deadly hope so.

I’ve been sitting on the toilet for twenty minutes now. Nothing yet. Let’s wait…

The day is reaching the end, and I still can’t shit.

I AIN’T SHIT NO SHIT