the Shy Tird

So sad, my wordpress streak interrupted yesterday at 234 days straight.

Fuck.

I even had some shit yesterday, but I forgot to post about it… I am sad 😦

Btw, this morning poo is a 7/10. Normal bur plentyful!

As I expected – and hoped – here’s my morning shit.

A little delayed… my day can now begin… what I lived until now was just a bad day..

Constipation in the morning makes me start the day stressful

It’s always difficult to take a shit this late in the morning, but weekends are a very thin balance between sleep recover and bowels health

Just got out after a beer night at my friend’s.

It’s been a long ago since I felt my bowels so stressed… these last few weeks I ate wildly, too many pizzas, panini, spicy plates, random stuff…

My arsehole is now taking revenge….

Well, what else could I expect? After all it’s just an arsehole!

Good Night Folks!

Uhm…. it’a a long turd

There are some shorter tirds following the first, but they’re not so important

Now I understand why my shit this morning was so dull, THERE WAS A LOT LEFT!!!

Greetings from shittown

Chinese food for dinner didn’t make it worse… weird…

Too normal shit today.. 6.5/10

I love those days when when shit gets out so quick…

Well, I had broccoli both for lunch and dinner…

I love broccoli – only pan fried with onions a little fennel dry tomato and lemon zest – and I should eat them more often….

My arsehole is happy today!

Hate it when I’m on a rush in the morning. It gives me worries, and this compromises my shit-session quality…

This morning I have to bring my gf to her job, so I must detach my regal arsehole from my throne… I should…

But, you know, I still feel a little shit inside me…

Just one last push!!

Average shit day.

Nice beginning of the week tho

Staying at my mother in law means eating too much, too much. Not a single veggy, only meat and fish and pasta and… too much.

The prob is I am not shitting as one would expect… feel a little constipated. Sure, I’m expelling some turds, yet… not much. At least not enough!

My morning constipation was high-priced… me and my girlfriend just spent 3 hours on a road trip to her parents’.

The first hour was conditioned by my lethal farts.

Luckily the first thing I did as soon as we arrived was shit. It is shit. It is dry and hard shit. Resentful shit

Constipated day

I love taking shits in the morning, gives me mood for the rest of the day.

Today it was a little uneasy, that hamburger I had for dinner was a little heavy, I guess…

Still fine, at least my toilet is happy 🙂

I already had my morning poop, but in the silence of the morning, I keep hearing funny noises coming from my bowels. What is it? Is that shit? Must be shit! Can’t be but shit!

So why don’t you get out already!?

If I made art out of my shit, today I’d represent it as a minimal painting: a circle and a straight line.

My actual plan is to sell out my shit in jar, but it’s way too expensive! But who knows what the future mag bring…

Fair amount of shit. 5/10. Useful but dull. Way too dull

My arse is about to boom, no boom yet though.

I mean, I feel that crazy shit coming, I feel it in the final part of my bowels, but it hasn’t come yet

A single pebble from my arsehole

Feels like an empty shit today.

Don’t get me wrong. The toilet is not empty, but my poop’s soul feels like it is.

Dunno. Just a feeling…

Woah! This morning I’m having a very satisfying shit. Really nice!

It’s so cruel though, I forgot toilet paper and I had to stand and walk to grab it.

You all know this feeling, right? Walking clumsily open legged preventing cheeks to touch each other, then sitting back feeling high comfort.

Shit reprisal is one of the best feeling ever

Hard to shit. Though shit ain’t hard.

Smooth but too poor. Wanna be rich! Selling shit. Hard to get rich. Hard shit

Hard life

Uhm, some funny shit. The one you feel all the evening long but you can’t make it.

Let’s break it. Try it.

Got out. But it’s dry and brutal

Seems like I have nothing to expel this morning…I guess yesterday I had too much shit

Just had this massive pile of poop. Woah. That was big.

8.5 out of 10