THE GREATEST SHIT in months. I mean, freaking enormous!

Ok, I’ve been shitting duller than normal in the last few month, but I wasn’t expecting I would have put out such a primordial matter. It reminds me of nature creating the world, the dinosaurs, the big bang!

Been sitting for ten minutes, and I am not sure wether I had a shit. 🙄

Sometimes these things happen, especially when the toilet is full of white foam*

*I use special tablets 🥰

I think I caught the flu.

I can tell this from the smell of my shit, and then randomness out of which it came at this time of the day.

I gotta preserve my heat. Gotta dry my hair asap! It’s so fun to use the hair dryer while taking a shit. Feels like I’m inside a hurricane.

No wait, has anybody ever taken a shit inside a hurricane?!

Terrible night. Now I am late. Can’t take the time to wait for my arse.

Bye

Can’t define this morning thing a proper shit. It looks like I’ve only been a miser… And I love to squander with my shit!

At first seemed just like I forgot to have a wee in the last few hours.
keep peeing… when suddenly! SWOOP! A slippery tird appears!

Such a wonderful surprise, this late at night!

There’s always shit to do.

Two-way meaningful

Two tirds in the hole!

🎶Back on shittiiiing, yeeeeah!🎶

My turds are floating. I’ve just felt like I gotta start study hard about shit. Everything about shit!! First thing is, why do they float??

If I want to become the king of shit, I must become a shit expert first!

Even though I’ve been eating much these days… I HAD NO SHIT TODAY!!!!

Looking forward for the next one:33

I don’t like the effects white wine does on me. Yet, my arse kinda love it, look at this perfectly extruded turd it just created! Wonderful!

I am still drowsy by the way, my eyes fogged by the hangover, I can’t really enjoy much of this shit session. Can’t even write properly to be fair.

Well, I’ll simply keep shitting!

Soft but HUGE. Joking. Simple dull shit.

Ehcjickabshdhfjd

Gotta admit I wasn’t expecting that the second half of my shit would have been so hurtful…

It’s kinda like my body has said, ‘Well since we feel great today, we shall discharge the whole backlogs!’

Still creamy, yet punchy!

After seven years spent in insomnia, I went to the doctor to talk about it. He prescribed me a bunch of examinations and some Lexotan drop before going to sleep.

I think it’s too early to discuss about their benefits, BUT I can at least say for sure, the shit I am producing appears as healthy as those I make when I feel fine. Is it a signal?

Creamy crap makes me clap clap!

Finally my morning shit I was looking forward to!

It was pretty disappointing though 🙁

I felt like I could expel tons of crap, and yet it came out all at once, it lasted too short 😩

…And it collapsed my anus OUCH! It was thicker then a golf ball!

I am pretty much looking forward to my morning shit of tomorrow. It’s not I physically need it or anything. It is more like I miss that so unique private moment, just for me and my thought.

The truth is I also miss my shit smell more than anything else 🥺