Worms made of feaces

Non-stop shit today! third shit of the day so far

My bosses have just left, I can finally free myself from all the stored energy in my bowels.

Energetic SHIIIIIIIIT

If Technology let me post my shit’s smell today, every single person who’d sniff it would die.

It’s icky. It’s rotten. It’s putrescent.

Nobody should ever enter this toilet for a month at least!

Besides that, it’s very pleasing to plunk. Satisfactory

I am not understanding what is going on, one thing is for sure though, shit is getting out of my arse, and I am hungover

A new kind of smell is now approaching my nose, I mean, I take loads of shits, but this is kind of new! I can’t describe it! it’s kind of fruity

Gotta admit it… even for a shit enthusiast like me, there are some periods when I find shitting sooo frustrating! It takes me so much time, so much energy… ‘C’mooon! I’ve got stuff to do!’

Luckily this downhearted times only last for a week or two, then I can focus back on what I like the most, taking a poop 😌

I was so caught up in this shit I forgot to stop.

Yes, I will shit for evah!

Somebody hands me a cork! Quickly!

Some juicy liquid wraps my turds, making it easier to plop.

Unfilling

I am not sure whether it’s all out or not

3-inch-long rod abruptly off my arse.

Mondays should be declared illegal. I can’t shit, my arse still believes it’s the weekend!

This morning I spent some time minting NFTs of my shit related artworks. It’s not that cool for artists who are not also techno-geeks, though, I did it anyways. I wonder if some time in the future my shit will be worth millions, and my digital art too!

Btw, the turd I’ve just arse-crafted was almost one inch thick!

I don’t know what to write. I am distracted. My girlfriend is twerking right beside me.

I can’t even shit!