This morning I spent some time minting NFTs of my shit related artworks. It’s not that cool for artists who are not also techno-geeks, though, I did it anyways. I wonder if some time in the future my shit will be worth millions, and my digital art too!

Btw, the turd I’ve just arse-crafted was almost one inch thick!

I don’t know what to write. I am distracted. My girlfriend is twerking right beside me.

I can’t even shit!

Shit does not come out.

When I’ve been taking long shitting, my legs die because of my elbows pushing on them.

Am I the only one? 😱

Even with the stretching I was describing this morning, there have been a gem hidden inside me for the whole day. Only now I can set it free! 💎

Taking a poop every morning, having a routine, is very important for your health.

Sometimes though, you may find yourself struggling with it. I found a solution, it’s STRETCHING FOR THE ANUS!

If you feel your arse lazy, or you feel constipated, you just basically need to push as for expelling the turd, then rapidly pull within, and repeat. In just a few reps you should be able to liberate yourself from the dirt. In the worst situations I even do 15 reps, it’s dull, but it works!

Production on stage.

Quite late for my lunch, can’t say the same for this brisk turd.

It’s always time for shit!

This morning I was feeling my anus itchy.

To prevent this I need to shit more.

After my morning shat, indeed, it passed 🙂

Today I found some difficulty at taking a poop. In the end it got out.

The thing is it’s hard to concentrate this morning. I keep thinking I shall enhance my blog, perhaps selling something. What else could I market if not my very own special product?

I keep thinking I shall sell my shit, it would be hermetically stored into jars, it could be bought to make jokes at first, and then it could become my artwork, each piece unique. None similar to the others. True real shit. Smell-less, clear to be analysed. Real. My shit.

First work-out after a two-month pause, I decide to go at the park with my girlfriend for some bodyweight exercises.

We are surrounded by goose stalking us. We start some abs, in the middle of it an accidental fart comes out of me, I can’t finish my repetition, I’m rolling on the floor laughing.

After my second abs series. I stand up, fatigued. I feel something creamy on my perianal spot. It’s goose shit. ‘YUUUCK!’, I say.

It’s my lady the one who’s laughing now. She simply can’t help it. And I can’t blame her…

My shorts stained. It now looks like I pooped my pants. 😐

I think this is the moment I went closer to shitting myself.

I was coming back from the beach, 1-hour driving. I felt the stimulus as soon as I.

Once home I stopped by a wine shop to buy bottles for tonight party. I tasted them. Think I could not do the worst mistake.

I rushed back home, fully undressed myself, I almost shat on the floor.

I am finally sitting on the toilet. SHIIIT I needed it!!

Shit smells. Everyone knows it.

Nonetheless, just a few times I could actually smell it’s so reeky. This is one of those moments.

Nice plain smell of shit.

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

What do you do while taking a shit? You read shampoo ingredients? You scroll instagram? You make a phone call?

I prefer posting about it.

My shit was hard as bricks

Now I am wondering why wiping was so creamy. Is it some sort of joke? I am not laughing