Saturday, 28 December 2024 | 7:59 PM

Oh well… had no shit today… after a home-made lunch with friends and some wine and a seamless dinner… I feel…. well… stuffed

I feel…. I feel like my belly has something to say….

What is it? Don’t be shy!

IT’S SHHIIIIIIT!

Friday, 27 December 2024 | 7:08 AM

Shit this morning?

Not an easy task.

These last few days of continuous feast made my bowels irritated, and to be fair it’s not just a matter of my bowels, my whole insides are whining, I spent the night feeling like I needed a wee, but it was utterly false!

Now am on the toilet, pushing and pulling my arsehole intermittedly to try and stimulate it, but I produced only a few little balls.

Not good. Not good.

Let’s hope for the best!

Wednesday, 25 December 2024 | 7:10 AM

🎶…And so this is Christmas….

🎶And I’m back on the toilet….

🎶even the faintest push kicked things off.

🎶Now I must wait and suffer until everything ends.

Probably I fucked up the entire prosody, but it was the best way to wish you all a Merry Christmas, from my throne!

Wednesday, 25 December 2024 | 6:40 AM

Woke up way too early on Christmas morning, still very drowsy, still waiting for my bowels to explode.

My cats woke me up at around 6AM, I then went to the toilet to try and discharge from the huge load piled up at our Christmas-Eve-dinner, NOTHING HAPPENED.

Afterwards, it was my girlfriend’s turn, she’s now in the bathroom, while I went back laying in bed, where I am now, taking deep breaths to stimulate my bowels.

I guess they’re almost ready, since I feel pain now, both my arsehole and my belly are now exploding

Thursday, 19 December 2024 | 8:00 AM

Yesterday I had cabbage soup for lunch, right before dinner my belly was bloating, my bowels packed with gas, nevertheless I’ve decided to eat pizza for dinner.

Right after it we went to the theatre, where I desperately needed to fart for three loooong hours.

My slumber was really poor, probably my meals irritated the whole abdominal organs.

Oh, finally, I’ve done some shit, I thought I’d have done more, more and more, but instead only a part, I guess I’m going to need patience for the rest of the day…

Saturday, 14 December 2024 | 9:42 AM

I’ve just woken up. My weekend trip has already begun. My 11 friends and I have arrived at my friend’s place abroad to celebrate his birthday all weekend.

We spent the night out until 5 AM, drinking red wine the whole time and… well, you know. Of course, I’m already awake—I needed a shit. The acidic kind we all love around here.

Anyway, I’ll wrap this up now- even though my bowels already are -I’ve got plenty to do while my friends are still asleep.

Wednesday, 11 December 2024 | 1:22 PM

Not even had lunch yet, I was preparing it… when I felt shit urging to get out. Got to jump on the toilet – not literally, c’mon!

Now, I am discharged, I can go back to what I prefer – eating.