Happy Christmas with a veeery long turd expelled next to a tree. It’s five thirty in the morning. Everything is all right

It is Christmas eve and I am taking my first shit. More coming for sure. Then THE PRESEEEEEENTS! MORE SHIT INSIDE!

Consumerism is live!

Having a dinner with the office means Imma be late, coz I’m still shittiiiiiing.

Not much to say. Just a little shit in a life of shit.

Just any type of other poop, but virtual

Wrapped in juice,

Ain’t no news

Very clean shit

Poop. As soon as my cheeks touch the seat.

I love it when in starts solid, then sticky, then blobby, then loosy. AAAAAALLL IN ONE TURD!

Easy Squeezy

Just pressed the quick-relieve button

My shit smells now.

Common stuff.

Pizza causes malfunctions

Seems like no shit wants to get out this morning!

Yet, another turbulent rumble at the toilet.
Obviously bringing my laptop with me.
Harmful.