I took a poo at the studio.

I feel so naughty!

Having a poo this morning was very difficult, I needed to push like a woman does giving birth. The only difference is I flushed regretfully my three twins.

I deliberately decided not to have a shit today. 🤨

Actually, it was my body’s decision

Bosses out, me farting 100fph (farts per hour).

Now on the toilet. 0fph. A huge shit instead.

Over.

Ever since I woke myself up today, I felt my dinner already piled up to get out.

Pasta with lobster is ultimately tasty. I mean. Very very very yummy. The problem with crustaceans is I love them so much I always eat their shell too! Not a problem for my teeth – it soften after some minutes – though a delayed problem for my bowels.

Ever since I woke myself up today, I felt pain rising inside my arse. The zombie lobster trying to get back to the sea. Pain raising. Pain through me. I am pain.

I run for the loo, can’t even finish my breakfast. I run for my life.

*a long turd presses its way out* – I am free. Still alive. The evil crustacean soul is gone. Now I am my only true God.

Thus my morning begins.

Mh friend just wrote me, ‘I can’t shit anymore in the morning. My shit cycle is changing’.

I guess winter is coming my friend!

Not much to say about this shit, it was very normal. Normal. Normal shit ok? IT’S A NORMAL SHIT. CAN’T I SHIT NORMAL SHIT??

How satisfying is the post-workday shit?

For me A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

*Plunk*

After some turds spread across a twenty-five-minute session, wiping me off was soft as velvet. I mean, my anus was so keen about being caressed🥰

I should have spent the day studying. I did not. Now anxiety rises. Let’s take a poop!

I wonder if I’ll be able to write in rhyme ever again 😢

A simple task

Proud to start my day with such a crappy. 🙂

Very lumpy. Veery smokey.

THE GREATEST SHIT in months. I mean, freaking enormous!

Ok, I’ve been shitting duller than normal in the last few month, but I wasn’t expecting I would have put out such a primordial matter. It reminds me of nature creating the world, the dinosaurs, the big bang!

Been sitting for ten minutes, and I am not sure wether I had a shit. 🙄

Sometimes these things happen, especially when the toilet is full of white foam*

*I use special tablets 🥰

I think I caught the flu.

I can tell this from the smell of my shit, and then randomness out of which it came at this time of the day.

I gotta preserve my heat. Gotta dry my hair asap! It’s so fun to use the hair dryer while taking a shit. Feels like I’m inside a hurricane.

No wait, has anybody ever taken a shit inside a hurricane?!