Days are getting worst, and me, I feel torn into pieces just like my shit is.

Today just scratches of a past turd. Just so ugly to see, not even worth mentioning.

Uhm, just a thin little rod.

I was expecting something different I’ve gotta say it. You know, I spent yesterday evening farting all around my house.

My girlfriend even did some math and we discovered I made something like 100’000 farts in my life. I sincerely thinks it’s way underestimated, but anyway…

C’mooon I was hoping for sone real shit here!!! Something HUGE! 😫

I guess I shall just be cool with it. Peace.

A little HUGE reprisal shit.

I was comfortably laying on the sofa watching some random YouTube videos when I felt my bowels calling.

I immediately went to the toilet, where I sat idly. Just a few moments and then…

My arsehole started puking copiously, it was very warm and utter creamy.

It was good. I mean, it lasted a few moments, it was smooth, and it didn’t stick much. So that was actually good

My arsehole producing shit makes the best job ever. It is very good at it. It even works on the weekends. Nice. Very nice. I should give it a raise!

Trouble shitting today. I guess it’s because I’m out of my routine :/

Well could be!

There’s only a shy little tird watching me, head right on top of the water surface.

Yes, as a matter of fact, there was more. There is now in my toilet more or less the same amount of shit there was ten minutes ago. And I flushed it down, you know. It kind of re-spawned. Where the hell does it come from? I haven’t eaten double!

Now my body is self-producing faeces, I guess…

No, seriously I feel like I unlocked some kind of bonus and now I doubled up the reward. If I only shat gold…

The Omen was correct, now the pool is crowded with chilling tirds, sitting all around in a very hazy water.

Sure they are happy now, finally freed from a dark and claustrophobic place such as the intestines.

There’s a bit more coming though, I feel it. Or perhaps my anus is just a little itchy because of that spicy hamburger I had for dinner 🤔

Ominous bowels burden.

The good the bad and the ugly are inside the shell.

The good is a HUGE turd taking all the spot, nothing to say, it is the winner, the bigger, the better, the stronger

the BAD boy stays a little out, seeking revenge from the good

The UGLY is small and underdeveloped, it’s not even whole, it is split in bits, it stays behind the big one in order to seek protection.

This movie I watched inside the toilet made me start the day in a good mood.

I woke up this morning with this insane idea of falling back to sleep, but something was awake already, something prevented me from falling back into Morpheus’ arms.

There’s a bomb ticking inside me, going to explode, gotta be dropped.

Don’t know why though, I didn’t eat anything terrible, I guess it is just my stress negatively affecting my corporal functions.

I am sad

I have a turd still attached to my arsehole.

Oh, right, it fell.

The end.

As I thought, every bit of shit was still inside me.

Now it is outside. Having a party in the pool altogether.

The deafening sound of silence interrupted by an incisive splash. It is a shy tird in the hole! And nothing more. Everything else is just phantom crap

I’ve just felt abused by my own bowels. My arsehole was very not ready to accept anything to step through it. Nevertheless my intestines decided to go at their own pace.

I’ve been raped. Now I cry.

Eerie movements inside my intestines….