A little turmoil on a Sunday morning.

Let’s picture this moment, Saturday night, me alone in my new house, my gf on vacation, no electricity, candles everywhere. I invited a friend of mine for a late dinner, I made lamb curry. It was Spatial. Delicous. It was so good I could still taste it right now… Even my shit it’s still scenting. Lol.

My dinner was great. It felt like camping, but without any cons. Nice and cosy, and I can have a shit with a candle next to me. So cosy!

Still trying to have a shit. But it seems totally impossible. BUT I FEEEL IT PUSHING INSIDE!!

Nice, no electricity in the house, but I still need a shit. Let’s do it in the darkness!

Trying to have a quick shit

But it’s shy :/

My belly self-produces GAS, if I could only export it I’d be rich. Or at least I wouldn’t have to pay the bills. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Been sitting here for some minutes already. Nnothing at all got out!

Fucking heeeell!

Was rushing of the office trying get home as soon as possible to have an abrupt shit, when my colleagues just started a random conversation about Morocco.

Yeah yeah great, I’d love to travel there, but I fucking need a shit!

Then I finally got home and I clogged the toilet with an explosion of shit.

It literally looks like an erupting vulcano

Sweet old shit in the morning

Yet some moreee

So now that I basically live a 5-minute walk from the office, I am now going home to have a quick shit, to be back to work in 15 minutes.

How cool is this?

C’mon! Go away! You’re the only floating here!

Go away! Like all of your brothers!

Sheeeet! I was holding as strong as possible while reviewing with my boss.

‘Guy’s I gotta go now’, and he went out.

FINALLY SOME GOOOOOD SHEEET HEEERE!

Some eerie farts blur the lights

Uhhh! Such a great day to have a shit!

Finally back to sqwashy-normal!

Yet no shit today