This morning I can’t separate my arse from the toilet seat. It’s sticky.

Yes, my crap is.

Sure! All the shit I haven’t done in the weekend, postponed to Monday morning. Been sitting here for forty minutes now, and the torture – because it is also painful, YES, why not! – hasn’t even finished yet!

C’moooon it’s getting late!!

Dunno why but in the weekend it’s like my body doesn’t care about shitting. Like ‘it’s not a working day, Let me beee!’

Crazy body

I ordered pizza for dinner. I’d like to enjoy it emptying my insides before it. I’ve been sittin for twenty minutes, not a single fart 🙁

I took today in such an easy way that even my bowels relaxed. No shit

I am having some trouble at taking shit this morning.

I shall start counting how many times a year I struggle having shits. Not sure for what purpose…

I hate it when I get distracted while working… been Thinking this morning I had no shit 🙁

It was still, more loose shit. stinky, impolitely stinky. Definitely Not Safe for Work.

Surely not safe for a toilet with no windows, at work.

OH FUCK!

I had my launch, then had a little piece of chocolate. Kept working. Kept working.

I’m on my laptop when suddenly, OUT OF NOWHERE, my insides started screaming DIARRHOEA!!!

Shit. Shit shit shit. Had a run.

The loose stools thing goes on. Have I been poisoned? Someone wants the king of shit dead!

Lol. It was the burger

My arse, a sprinkler.

I fell asleep one hour ago, then suddenly a urge woke me up. That’s a proper wake up call.

I sit on the toilet. I expel some turds, i feel evil inside me. It hurts. Some more turds. It feels like the evil is getting lower and lower, until.

BOOOOOM. A burst of shit from my arse. It’s total liquid. My arse is now a shit-sprinkler.

After a thirty-minute experience, I am back in bed, not feeling entirely right. I simply hope not to remember anything about this tomorrow

I’ve just proclaimed myself, King of my own reign, The Shyt Kingdom. by now I just feel lonely, all alone on my stained white throne.

While some little turds bounces off my arse, I will keep waiting for foresters to join my palace. It’s such a crappy place!

In the meanwhile I must study a way to promote my reign. Discord is fun, when in company.

‘Happiness is only real when shared‘, after all

Trying to figure out how to sleep, can’t. the excitement of my new discord is over the top

I created my discord, looking forward for meeting people inside it.

Just a little rapid shit, two tirds to be accurate. Two little littly shitty turds.