last   poops

Wednesday, 23 February 2022 | 06:01 AM

Drinking in the middle of the week is something I clearly can’t afford.

People drink to drive away stress, although I get more stressed as soon as the alcohol effect finishes, leaving me with stress indeed.

Wide awake at five o’clock in the morning, with a very bothersome need of shitting a very strong shit.

So here I am sitting on the toilet, pushing my way out of pain, these loose turds out of me, until they’re free, until I am free.

Sunday, 20 February 2022 | 06:50 AM

WOOOOO! Excalibur is here!

A very huge long turd just laid its way inside the toilet. It must be 5-inch long, its brown skin is almost perfect, no wrinkles in it. It looks legit fresh.

I shall drink red wine bottles more often!

Fucking incredible!!

Saturday, 19 February 2022 | 08:18 PM

Living together with my girlfriend reached another level.

I am now developing new turds sitting on the toilet, while she’s putting her make up on.

So nice. So proud of us. Luckily my shit doesn’t stink

Thursday, 17 February 2022 | 07:31 AM

Aaaall right!

Thaaat’s shit!

It got out in such a simple waaay! Making it look like easy, indeed it was!

Now it’ early in the morning and I am already burden-free! Very very nice!

Let this fantastic day start!

Tuesday, 15 February 2022 | 07:23 AM

Now that’s the third say of shitting in the darkness I’m quite getting used to it. The candles light the room dimly. It’s so relaxing and stimulating in a cozy way!

Everyone should shit in the morning, it makes you get the day right!

It’s just difficult to remove this stain from the white marble though, pretty stickyyy!

Monday, 14 February 2022 | 08:22 AM

I’ve been sitting on my toilet for some thirty minutes now. I’ve got candles everywhere on my bathroom to light it- you know, I’m still out of energy supply.

Btw, some abruption eventually got out and I feel very relieved!

My arse is so shy in the morning 🙁