Saturday began with some DIY. Some physical work, movements, and stuff, made my body realise I had no shit at all.

I amused my girlfriend, who helped me thoroughly during the job, with LOADS OF FAARTS!

Nice. So nice. So now I am sitting here on the toilet but no shit gets out 🙁

Btw, every time my mom cooks Mexican tortillas, I end up shouting shitting in pain.

They’re actually really good, when one’s eating them, the day after though, you wish you never ate ‘em!

Gotta admit I am deeply sad for what Russia is doing right now.

I keep shitting, but instead I would very much rather doing it on top of his head.

Today it is especially sneaky

Not even time to enjoy my breakfast! My anus is already pulsating looking forward to sitting on the white deliverer

Post-work fine shit

A bow turd. I could go hunt now!

Certain reprisal shit.

Two-day downloading.

Interrupted by my girlfriend needing to get a shower

Nice turdy

Yet so sturdy

Yesterday I had a prodigal grill party with friends.

Today everything I ate is still inside me. I only managed to push the littlest turd out, but I am scared of what’s still here

Handling this shit pretty well.

Not so much else to say. Too early

Baaaack agaaaain on the toooilet!

YEEEEAAAAHHhh

It’s so satisfying! It’s neither dark nor light brown, it’s neither soft nor too hard.

It’s THE PEEERFEEECT TUUUURD!

YEEEAAAHGHHHH

I can’t remember last time I went to sleep at this time.

Well, let’s have a shit and going to sleep now.

This session is taking more than I thought.

How much shit can stay inside me hidden?

Surprising

It’s so pleasing when I wake up in the morning and the turds are ready to pour out.

Makes my day start great