Common stuff.

Pizza causes malfunctions

Seems like no shit wants to get out this morning!

Yet, another turbulent rumble at the toilet.
Obviously bringing my laptop with me.
Harmful.

Exams always gave me anxiety, that is diarrhoea, loose poop, agitation, more shit, terrible farts.

I have an exam in forty minutes, and I’ve decided for a beans soup as yesterday’s dinner.

There have never been an idea greatest than that…

Luckily, the examination is online. I shall have my laptop ready for the dive (in shit). I’m going to give my exam from the toilet!

No shit in the morning

Sends evening a warning

Well, I lost count. May be the sixth shit of the day…

Another one for the Shithole-of-fame!

Just a few winey drops as I opened my eyes on the toilet. In the same moment, I realised I dreamt shitting in a public toilet, but dropping the stool on the floor, people coming in the toilet, humiliating me.

What In The Hell Was that?!

I don’t feel it Christmas. I just feel tipsy hippy need-to-shitty, constipaty

Shitty. Needy. Greedy. Ho

Dear santa. I want some laxatives

Yesterday I had just one meal. It was all you can eat sushi for lunch. Then nothing. No Hunger at all for the rest of the day, just disgust, discomfort, farts, nausea.

This morning I was hoping to see a proper very bad shit. Yet nothing of this happened. That’s so weird how our body works!

ssooooo liberating. Friday evening, friends night! Gotta jump directly from office. Huge tird on the exit. Gotta rush. The boss got out.

SOOOO LIBERATING.

The night can now begin.

Eventually, it went through, utterly disappointing me.

Well, isn’t the hype for pleasure, the pleasure itself, after all?

I feel it coming. I feel it inside. Every push I feel it closer and closer. Nevertheless, I feel like it’s huge and satisfying, and I am pushing it back inside, putting its pop off, postponing the pleasure.

Some morning, especially those when I oversleep, it’s difficult to have a poop.

These days I sit and fart many farts, they’re squiddy moist.

It’s a turd. A turd. Can’t define it otherwise. It’s the common tird. Half-an-inch thick, 3-inch long.