I woke up late. Had to open my laptop as soon as my eyes were open. Got to work fast. Had no time for shitting.

Let’s do it know buddy! YEAAH it’s so brown! It’s morning time! Yeah! SHIIIIT!

A new day begins

Let’s be honest. Shitting is the best thing in life.

Btw I am taking another shit. Yes. And I like it.

Cool Sunday, lot of fun. Loads of food. Now loads of shit

It was a delicious lunch.

My friends are on the sofa playing boardgames with my girlfriend.

I am on the toilet harvesting some shit. .-.

-Good morning my arse.

-💩

-I’m happy to see you too

It’s been a long and annoying night. Basically my metabolism simply stops if I don’t expertise or don’t any sport. That is the reason why my bowels self-fills with gas – a lot of gas – and my shit almost weight the very same as what I eat, my body is absorbing nothing at all.

Yesterday I had to celebrate with my best friend, we went to very good sushi, and we ended up eating more than we felt full.

Long story short, I haven’t slept, I’m full of crap, and my body is too weak to shit.

I spent the night waiting for the gas to get out. Just a few whistly farts got out, now a little extruded turd. I feel some more air inside me.

Uh! Look! The tird was a mousse! Lot of embedded gas! Now everything makes sense… let’s keep shitting and move on

Arsecrafting ethereal stuff

Farts

Did I say it was comfortable to have a shit as soon as I sit on the toilet?

Well I guess it was!

Much less comfortable it is to discover I still have a shitload of shit to shit, shit

Now the can is filled with it.

You know, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit in that very same moment is something very comfortable.

Even though I’m not even using my own crap as clay to shape some God statue to worship

I guess it’s time for my evening shit. I was looking forward to it for ages! And now everything I have is just a useless single turd?

Uh no… Here’s it’s twin!

Both useless tho

All right all right. Been sitting here for half an hour now, and I only count four tirds. Where’s all the rest???

Struggling a bit too much for some crap. Nothing nothing for fifteen minutes, then just a few crumbles

That’s a real blue monday 🙁

Et voilà la SHIT!

To be fair, I thought I was going to exploit more, after all yesterday I had no shit at all

At the end of the day I had no shit whatsoever 🙁