I spent the night waiting for the gas to get out. Just a few whistly farts got out, now a little extruded turd. I feel some more air inside me.

Uh! Look! The tird was a mousse! Lot of embedded gas! Now everything makes sense… let’s keep shitting and move on

Arsecrafting ethereal stuff

Farts

Did I say it was comfortable to have a shit as soon as I sit on the toilet?

Well I guess it was!

Much less comfortable it is to discover I still have a shitload of shit to shit, shit

Now the can is filled with it.

You know, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit in that very same moment is something very comfortable.

Even though I’m not even using my own crap as clay to shape some God statue to worship

I guess it’s time for my evening shit. I was looking forward to it for ages! And now everything I have is just a useless single turd?

Uh no… Here’s it’s twin!

Both useless tho

All right all right. Been sitting here for half an hour now, and I only count four tirds. Where’s all the rest???

Struggling a bit too much for some crap. Nothing nothing for fifteen minutes, then just a few crumbles

That’s a real blue monday 🙁

Et voilà la SHIT!

To be fair, I thought I was going to exploit more, after all yesterday I had no shit at all

At the end of the day I had no shit whatsoever 🙁

Saturday began with some DIY. Some physical work, movements, and stuff, made my body realise I had no shit at all.

I amused my girlfriend, who helped me thoroughly during the job, with LOADS OF FAARTS!

Nice. So nice. So now I am sitting here on the toilet but no shit gets out 🙁

Btw, every time my mom cooks Mexican tortillas, I end up shouting shitting in pain.

They’re actually really good, when one’s eating them, the day after though, you wish you never ate ‘em!

Gotta admit I am deeply sad for what Russia is doing right now.

I keep shitting, but instead I would very much rather doing it on top of his head.

Today it is especially sneaky

Not even time to enjoy my breakfast! My anus is already pulsating looking forward to sitting on the white deliverer

Post-work fine shit

A bow turd. I could go hunt now!