Aaaaaa goooood sheeeet

Somewhat constipated.

Eventually took a shit: one nugget.

2/10 shit today.

AND.

No nothing, my day’s not worth living now 😡

Chilli for lunch, premium kebab for dinner.

Yesterday was a great day!

Now, constipation all along

Maybe – only maybe – I didn’t thought it thoroughly when I ate chili for lunch…

I still have some meetings in the afternoon …..

And I’m now on the toilet…:

Today I made a fair amount of poop

At first I was constipated. In fact I spent the first two hours of my morning routine just full of shit.

Now, finally, after one hour at my workdesk I feel it.

My workdesk now moves for some of minutes on the toilet.

My day can actually begin, now!

Fuck WHY?

I am constipated today. Why cant it just work fine???

Fuck!

Desperately needed a shit while going to sleep. But in the morning not even a turd. My belly bloating.

I then go to the bathroom. I rest for a while, uh! Some shit.

Not enough.

3/10

Constipated sunday :/

Goooood shit.

I mean. Probably the best I’ve had in months.

Very nice.

Fair and clean.

10/10

Poor sleep means also my bowels are poor. Poor bowels 🙁

Threw just a few liiittle shitballs

Feeling shit. After the wedding I attended last weekend me and at least 4 other invitees are reporting the same symptoms.

I guess its another covid wave. Fuck it.

Btw, at least it is not compromising my bowels too.

They seem happy and working as beautifully as ever.

Efficiency!

Loose shit.

Great!

I don’t have much to say about this morning shit. Frankly I’ve had worse, and even better.

So it an honest 5/10

So, today, some loose shit. Why? Don’t know.

It is what it is.

GM

After a constipated morning, and another 45-minute nap 🫩

My bowels are now ready to produce something. But

But just something.

So disappointing.

3/10