Pizza for lunch, make me ready for the launch

Right on time! I was sure the beer effect wouldn’t be keeping longer!

Yes indeed! I felt something coming, but I waited. I was patient, just like a lion browsing around its prey. I wanted to delay the enjoyment, first I needed to finish tidying up my room, but once done, I had nothing left to do but taking some pleasure at shitting one hell of a crap!

Smooth, puffy, bendable, adorable piece of shit!

Weird. Yesterday I had loads of beers for lunch. My belly was calling me the whole evening, but this morning it exposes itself with just a stone. Mmh. Weird

I was sure about this. Another round another crap. This time with a little thrashing

Light brown-ish. Makes me home I am healthy. Yes. Ok.

Yesterday I had shit three times, I expect it happening at least twice today.

You know horseshoes? This turd has exactly the same size, and the same shape. The very same colour, and the same hardness.

It was very difficult to expel indeed.

But it is nice to see that outside now, I shall hang it somewhere, it may bring luck!

I am casually sitting on the toilet, having a wee, when I felt I could push a little, you know, just to try…

Something pop out! Such a surprising day!

The first turd was very stocky, and it made me stretch, the second one was simply normal and went through easily. The third one was… just a fart

Had rice with lentils for lunch. What am I doing now? Farting all around and taking a crap.

Are these two things related?

Yes.

I was just finishing editing my podcast when my bowels felt it. Probably engaged by the topics I was recording about, it produced a little turd, which I gently deployed inside my WC.

The beginning of my day is delayed. All right. The most important thing is down the toilet now. Good Job

I have the most annoying arse. My arse is an arsehole.

I had just began watching Spider-man: no way home but it needed a shit. All right all right! DONE!

Can we please resume watching it?

All in all it was just Another shit in the hole

I miss those days shaped by sudden random diarrhoeas… do I?

Not working at all, staying home all day, watching TV shows on the couch, only eating shitty snacks, no lunch nor dinners.

Shitty life, means shitty shit. C’mon, what the fuck, useless pieces of crap here. So dry…

I’m not even eating fruits… duh

Too little has passed since my last poop.

And yet, a crooked turd got out. Just a few centimetres long, but it is something!