Right, lunch is finished, now I need the toilet one last time for a good loosy shit, then I can go back home.

Fuuuuck, it smells horrible! Actually I can clearly smell some calamari here, even though I was eating ‘em just one hour ago!

Spectacular!

At restaurant. Some shit between starters and the first course.

Every lunch should be like this one.

I could then double-eat

Been waiting for a shit. Here it comes. It is… well. It is well.

I simply can’t describe the shit I just had. It is loose, and solid and hard-rock at the same time. Well,it is a bit much I must say!

Hope it won’t clog my WC

Too early to be awake on a Saturday morning. Clearly too early even for my bowels

All day spent out, working, surveying condos. Boring, annoying, exhausting, and now I take some time just for me and my guts, at my favourite room, my toilet.

Yet another morning shit. Is my body trying to keep up?

It is doing it all wrooooong

Could not sleep. Need a shit.

My slumber sucks. My arse yucks.

Eventually I freaking needed a shit. So I am doing it at my office, farting included. Idk what others are hearing right now. Shit. Shit is good though

Been waiting for this for the whole fucking day. WHY CAN’T MY BODY SHIT IN THE MORNING?!??

I wouldn’t have to suffer all day long! FUCK!

So stupid body! It is even dangerous to have a shit after so much time in need, my anus is in danger of collapsing!

Yet, very satisfying shit

Working side by side with my dear colleague. Hope his nose doesn’t work well today, coz mine is working and it is not pleased

Terrible night spent waiting to fall asleep. i strongly believe my bowels are involved in this golpe. Btw, it is still on strike, even if I’m giving incentives

Insomniac night, I’ll just spend it at the toilet, perhaps I can take advantage of it

So now I download my shit.

Here I am on my toilet thinking about the usual useless question, will I be able to shit this morning?

Yes. I am. But I ate pizza for dinner, and I feel my belly bloating. My body is literally full of shit. And it is full of shit indeed pretending that’s all!