Spent the whole day at the waterpark. Sweating, keep sweating. Now need some more dross to work off: SHIT

Unluckily I’ll have no time for recording the show! Deeply Sorry for that!

See you in two weeks! With some crappy journal leeks!

These days are simply crazy, I am sleeping two maybe three hours a night, I have no time for thinking, nor barely have the time to have a shit. So well, yeah, I guess the morning is the best time! Here it is, a slimy piece of shit, I can proudly call a wrapped crap!

(Wrapped in slimy gel!)

Ah, so this morning we have something??

Just two turds

Third shit of the day

I’m just going to record every shit I do during the day.

Second.

This trip will be a hellfire, I won’t have a routine, I will be hard boiling because of the heat. I won’t be shitt-

Well actually, I just took a crap! Niice!

Yeah, yeah, I know, it is. Yeah, it is another shit. Yeah

Yeah, why not, another shit is cool!

Finally arrived to the hotel. First things first: TAKING THIS FUCKING SHIT

Killed it!

The trip goes on, and the crap piles up. Now on the bus, hope we arrive sooooooon

I am inside the toilet cabin. Will it be my first time shitting on a plane?

I know, it’s weird for the king of shit not to have ever taken a crap on board, but, you know, I get constipated, must be the pressure effect, don’t know.

Anyways, nope. Just farts for me 🙁

Airplane mode switched on. Not just on devices, also on my bowels.

As we get higher and higher up in the air, breaking layers of the atmosphere, my belly bloats and bloats.

Unluckily, I had no shit this morning, hence even crap is expanding, as an obvious consequence, I am freeing little farts to my right and to my left. By now nobody seems to have noticed it… just keep it quiet 🤫

There’s nothing I can do, my body just doesn’t need a shit right now. It is what it is!

Very frustrating, since I have a flight in two hours, and I just need to liberare myself…

Uh, there’s pizza inside here, FYI!

Trying to have a shit at this time of the night is just impossibile.

Even if I am still awake or already, it’s just foolish.