More or less fifteen little tirds pile in the poop of my toilet right now. Not much stinking.

Somehow goodlooking.

A new work-week begins. It feels like my anus is not ready yet

WOOOOO! Excalibur is here!

A very huge long turd just laid its way inside the toilet. It must be 5-inch long, its brown skin is almost perfect, no wrinkles in it. It looks legit fresh.

I shall drink red wine bottles more often!

Fucking incredible!!

Living together with my girlfriend reached another level.

I am now developing new turds sitting on the toilet, while she’s putting her make up on.

So nice. So proud of us. Luckily my shit doesn’t stink

I hate working on a Saturday morning… nevertheless I finally finished, hence I could SHIIIIT!

Very soft and tidy

A very airy shit.

Perhaps my bowels is trying to message me in morse!

What does ‘💨💨💨💨 💨 💨💩💨💨 💨💩💩💨’ mean??

Aaaall right!

Thaaat’s shit!

It got out in such a simple waaay! Making it look like easy, indeed it was!

Now it’ early in the morning and I am already burden-free! Very very nice!

Let this fantastic day start!

Very satisfying soft shit once got back home after a very long day

This morning my shit was happy to be freed. I wasn’t.

A little strip of squanch.

Very soft

Now that’s the third say of shitting in the darkness I’m quite getting used to it. The candles light the room dimly. It’s so relaxing and stimulating in a cozy way!

Everyone should shit in the morning, it makes you get the day right!

It’s just difficult to remove this stain from the white marble though, pretty stickyyy!

I’ve been sitting on my toilet for some thirty minutes now. I’ve got candles everywhere on my bathroom to light it- you know, I’m still out of energy supply.

Btw, some abruption eventually got out and I feel very relieved!

My arse is so shy in the morning 🙁

A little turmoil on a Sunday morning.

Let’s picture this moment, Saturday night, me alone in my new house, my gf on vacation, no electricity, candles everywhere. I invited a friend of mine for a late dinner, I made lamb curry. It was Spatial. Delicous. It was so good I could still taste it right now… Even my shit it’s still scenting. Lol.

My dinner was great. It felt like camping, but without any cons. Nice and cosy, and I can have a shit with a candle next to me. So cosy!

Still trying to have a shit. But it seems totally impossible. BUT I FEEEL IT PUSHING INSIDE!!

Nice, no electricity in the house, but I still need a shit. Let’s do it in the darkness!