Not even time to enjoy my breakfast! My anus is already pulsating looking forward to sitting on the white deliverer

Post-work fine shit

A bow turd. I could go hunt now!

Certain reprisal shit.

Two-day downloading.

Interrupted by my girlfriend needing to get a shower

Nice turdy

Yet so sturdy

Yesterday I had a prodigal grill party with friends.

Today everything I ate is still inside me. I only managed to push the littlest turd out, but I am scared of what’s still here

Handling this shit pretty well.

Not so much else to say. Too early

Baaaack agaaaain on the toooilet!

YEEEEAAAAHHhh

It’s so satisfying! It’s neither dark nor light brown, it’s neither soft nor too hard.

It’s THE PEEERFEEECT TUUUURD!

YEEEAAAHGHHHH

I can’t remember last time I went to sleep at this time.

Well, let’s have a shit and going to sleep now.

This session is taking more than I thought.

How much shit can stay inside me hidden?

Surprising

It’s so pleasing when I wake up in the morning and the turds are ready to pour out.

Makes my day start great

No nothing at all.

A lottle reprisal shit.

Utter shapeless. Yup.

Drinking in the middle of the week is something I clearly can’t afford.

People drink to drive away stress, although I get more stressed as soon as the alcohol effect finishes, leaving me with stress indeed.

Wide awake at five o’clock in the morning, with a very bothersome need of shitting a very strong shit.

So here I am sitting on the toilet, pushing my way out of pain, these loose turds out of me, until they’re free, until I am free.