Weird. Yesterday I had loads of beers for lunch. My belly was calling me the whole evening, but this morning it exposes itself with just a stone. Mmh. Weird

I was sure about this. Another round another crap. This time with a little thrashing

Light brown-ish. Makes me home I am healthy. Yes. Ok.

Yesterday I had shit three times, I expect it happening at least twice today.

You know horseshoes? This turd has exactly the same size, and the same shape. The very same colour, and the same hardness.

It was very difficult to expel indeed.

But it is nice to see that outside now, I shall hang it somewhere, it may bring luck!

I am casually sitting on the toilet, having a wee, when I felt I could push a little, you know, just to try…

Something pop out! Such a surprising day!

The first turd was very stocky, and it made me stretch, the second one was simply normal and went through easily. The third one was… just a fart

Had rice with lentils for lunch. What am I doing now? Farting all around and taking a crap.

Are these two things related?

Yes.

I was just finishing editing my podcast when my bowels felt it. Probably engaged by the topics I was recording about, it produced a little turd, which I gently deployed inside my WC.

The beginning of my day is delayed. All right. The most important thing is down the toilet now. Good Job

I have the most annoying arse. My arse is an arsehole.

I had just began watching Spider-man: no way home but it needed a shit. All right all right! DONE!

Can we please resume watching it?

All in all it was just Another shit in the hole

I miss those days shaped by sudden random diarrhoeas… do I?

Not working at all, staying home all day, watching TV shows on the couch, only eating shitty snacks, no lunch nor dinners.

Shitty life, means shitty shit. C’mon, what the fuck, useless pieces of crap here. So dry…

I’m not even eating fruits… duh

Too little has passed since my last poop.

And yet, a crooked turd got out. Just a few centimetres long, but it is something!

Just got back home. ‘The sooner the better’, that’s what my arse was thinking in the last few hours.

First thing I did as I opened the door, was hurrying to the loo, I had no time to turn on the lights.

Now, I have been spreading my arsehole for minutes now, and it felt like I produced kilos of shit. Now, now, let’s light it up with the flashlight, let’s see what we’re dealing with…

All right, pretty mild, it felt bigger, but could indeed have been much less. Good. It’s a 7 pointer.

I’ll go have a shower now…

I am not so familiar with those alien-themed video games, but I am sure there’s some kind of weapon, sone sort of big rod with a huge stone on top. I don’t remember clearly.

Can’t see that in my mind, but I see that right before my very eyes. Its a huge huge turd, and it can really be used as a weapon. I am sure it would be illegal in some parts of the world. You know, its many half-an-inch-long stones amassed all together, it’s brutal!

And it has gotten out of my arse! 😳