My body is a cage for farts, but it has no shit inside.

And that is very weird. Yesterday I had a big sushi dinner, and I slept badly for my farts. Yet I have no shit produced 🙁

I guess I had too much crap yesterday, so today nothing left :/

Glorious full-time day for my arse!

I am taking another huge here! I think I have diarrhoea.

Here’s what happened, I was washing the dishes, gloves on, foam on the sponge. I believe I was there just for a minute or two, when I felt my arse prickling. Five minutes later I was dancing the poop dance, rushing hard in order to finish the cleaning fast. I made a squirty fart, then I could wait no more. I finished the pot, then I literally ran to the toilet, my arse cramping in and out, and I made it.

It is a funny shit. But my toilet is not laughing much. .-.

But I feel relieved

Back home.

Another shit

Boss out.

Quick shit.

It is that time of the day. Me on my favourite piece of furniture.

Btw I spent the night away waiting for the air inside me to puff out. It hasn’t yet. A little shit came out tho

If I had a superpower I’d pretty much like to be able to shit every fucking morning, so I wouldn’t be needing to hold my farts and crap for the whole day long.

It stresses me off. Makes me feel worst. Makes me feel burdened, makes me feel underperforming

Now that I’ve finally done my shit, I’m myself again

Has anybody seen my shit? I do not.

Sad me. Angry me. It will pop up later at the office for sure!!

Anxiety mood, insomnia mood. Plus a fairly bumpy intestine tonight.

My airy bowels are filled with gas, it moves, I feel it, it floats, it fucking it encumbers every cell of my stupid belly.

Now I’m trying to have some shit out, but there’s nothing. I clearly have a stupid body

So this morning I had a poor shit after my morning-workout. I was keen to know how much was still left inside me.

Well, some shit came late, I’m now expelling it.

I wonder if there’s more coming 🤔

Back from the workout. Let’s talk about one thing.

I thought my body would benefit a lot from a morning workout. It is indeed so. Yet, I thought I’d have been able to shit as soon as I sit on the toilet right after my morning run.

Today was like this, not the same for Monday though. Let’s keep this updated for future reference.

Btw, consistency is utter common.

Hi! I’m the Shy Tird and I’m having a shit at the office!

It smells not much, it is quite quiet. it is great!

I feel so lucky to have this shit!

Goodbye everyone!

Home office from my toilet. Lol

All right, am home and now half a ton of shit piles at the bottom of my seat.

Me feeling incredibly better

The fact I produced a single nugget this morning now makes sense. I NEED A SHIIIIT!

🙂