I was pretty much looking forward to this moment in the morning.

Yesterday I had to leave too early, so I had no time to even sit on my toilet. Layers of poop piled one on top of the other inside my belly.

Now they are taking their position, outside, laying on the bottom of their little pool, inside my toilet.

Uh! Btw, I am very happyyyy! Yesterday I discovered I’ve been put in a list of the ’10 Empty But Fun Websites That You Can’t Get Out of Once You’re In’, on a Turkish website.

I am so proud! Thanks a lot guys! I’ll keep shitting more and more, you won’t be deluded! Cheers!

Had to get out early in the morning, and I had no time to shit at all.

Now what? I am fishing with my friend on a rental boat, and there’s no way for me to shit here…

I guess I have to wait. Yeah, let’s wait…

Ok, now I am shitting, it was very disappointing when I wanted to do it this morning but nothing could come out.

I hate starting the week like so

Struggling to have a shit this morning.

I guess I’ll just wait until my bowels feel more like it

Right, let’s hope it’s the last shit of the day

It took a while for my body to wake up. My mind was waiting it.

Once happened, I could freely take a shit. Nice and clean!

A near church rings their bells.

It’s eight o’clock, and I just had a spliff, it triggered my shit. Now I am taking a shit.

Yeah, that’s nice!

A crapper

Uhhhhhhh so nice! That’s the first shit at my new house!

My arsehole got to get used to it, it’s still a little shy

Some new, unexpected, shit just presented itself abruptly

It’s great to take a shit in the morning. It’s even greater to take it later.

I mean, it’s not something obvious, normally I am constipated when I oversleep :/

BUT TODAY I AM NOTTT!! BURST FROM MY ARSE!

Freeeedoooom

after shit!

Is there another turd? Nice!

It’s been a while since I imagined fantastic adventures in imaginative places during my shit sessions happening at a time o’clock.

Well. Now my turds are solidly real. Really solid. Hard to shit

Some more to develop