Eventually comes the reprisal shit I was waiting for. It was a matter of survival.

This shit resembles clay, after two days of forgetting it on top of the table. Not completely dried, not even soft enough. Just ugly.

At least I feel much better now.

First hangover in a very long timespan.

First turd is almost inconsistent.

The second doesn’t even exist.

Inside me it’s the universe in its birth. Big Bang.

I don’t understand what I am talking about.

I’ll just sleep now. I’ll lett my bowels wake me up when it feels like

One week pause from my workout, now my shit habits are delayed in the evening

A thin brown line

I’m awake. Still drowsing in my bed.

Gotta rush for the toilet. My girlfriend in the shower. No shit, what shall I do?

One moment later I am shitting next next to her having a shampoo.

Luckily it was not stinky.

But I am waiting for a reprisal…

I went out of the office, walked my colleague to the Bus stop. As we crossed the first street, I felt a turd knocking the door. I waved at my colleague and ran home.

I am sitting on the toilet, and I’ve just laid a hooked turd with the hugest gauge I’ve ever seen.

Woah. Now I see what prehistoric Monsters look like

This morning I am very little inspired by my toilet. Just looking at these three little tirds, and I simply feel like it was not satisfying at all. Uhm… okay…

Speedy shit before the concert

Fresh roots

Ok I was waiting for this BIIIIIG SHIIIIT to come. It was huge. Plenty sarisfying. Lol

Ok

Back home, some four thousand hours of sleep needed to recover, but none used.

Back to my toilet, some 50pound of shit is now clogging my toilet.

That was fast.

I don’t really know how to put it, but now I am sitting in this dimly lighted toilet, the floor has green tiles, and I’ve just downloaded everything pending inside my bowels. So freeeeeeeeeiiiiiinggg!

Btw I fucking need some fresh fruit and fiber, in the hustle and bustle of this weekend I barely ate anything close to healty.

My anus is indeed worried…

Now I finally earned a free moment to reconnect to my inner soul.

Peace within me. Turds extruding like madness. Rest. Calm.

Now my day can continue…

I spent yesterday walking all day long to complete tasks all around a place I’ve never seen before. Everything is so fast ai had to skip my shit today.

I am burdened.

A three-day visiting work-stuff in a new town. Been put in a house with random people I’ve never mer before. First things first guys: I need a bathroom in the morning, otherwise I’ll just go have a shit in the wilderness.

This morning I’ve been lucky enough to take a shit inside a windowless toilet. I’ll just wait for tomorrow and the day after before celebrating..

Another reprisal shit. This time it resembles brains.

I mean it! Have you ever seen those brain in jars, with liquid to preserve it? Totally the same here!