What news! Some shit BEFORE smoking a spliff!

Cool!

This morning I am having some troubles taking a poo.

I went to sleep later than usual, de-activating the alarm, waking myself up two hours later than usual.

Seems like my body is hugely affected by this kind of negligence!

I wonder how people who totally have no routine do shit, I wouldn’t be living! Or maybe it’s just me who’s so sensitive!

Oh well! Let’s just celebrate for this little turd achievement!

Right, a lil shit before a gooood fish dinner is a MUST, especially after a sweaty workout!

Been desiring to have this kind of liberating shit since yesterday morning, but couldn’t make it.

Finally now arrived that very cool moment!

You know, in my new house, with a this new toilet, it is so peacefully to take a shit in the morning. Window ajar, I hear the sound of two seagulls roaming the sky. It reminds me of taking a crap in the nature, which is still mu favourite way of pooping, it feels like pooping outdoor, with the coziness of being indoor.

Yeah, yeah! I like this so much!!

Finally some turds…

It’s getting a little difficult to bear though. Loads of stinky farts, but no shit wants to get out!

Still trying, still constipated. But a lot of farts. The next shit is not that far in time, I believe

Trying to make a fast shit, but nothing gets out. You’re shy in the morning uh?

Duh! Here it is! A miserable share of what is still hidden inside!

Nice beginning of the week!

Yeah, why not taking a pretty early shit!

I mean, it’s way too early for a Sunday morning!!!

Oh great! Another attack!

Now… THIS is the shit I was waiting for!

Surely, this morning was too early, I was still drunk, so it still had to ripen, but now it is actually ready.

Nice and clean! Well, clean, not so much…

Let’s say.. ok. Yeah, it’s an ‘ok’ shit!

Uh! Like this?!

Such a surprise!

I slept for a few hours, not enough to recover from what I drank on a Friday night…

Now I need to find a way to roam my day safely, I can barely stand, my mind is so dizzy I feel like lost in the mist, my eyes just want to stay closed.

First things first, a huge crap to deploy, after that we can discuss the details of how to idle the day!

Yeah, I am deploying crap.

Same effect as always…

Smoking a spliff. Guess what’s coming further…

Uh! Such a good surprise!

I was on the door getting to the gym, when a sudden urge came to me. It was need of poo.

Now that poo is down the toilet, where it belongs..