Okay, perhaps now something can get expelled. It’s not much, but I think it’s fine.

My week begins in constipation. Pretty simple, there’s just a little pebble of poop inside my toilet this morning

A very lonely turd

Well, judging by the look of my poop, I guess I shall try to have a normal diet. It’s like I just puked from my arse

And a lot more has cooome!

Fuck I am burning. The sun is hitting me. Nevertheless, the temperature within my anus is magma-like

Ok, this is a consistent crap. It is three-four inch-long, it is light brown, it flakes apart on its tail, it feels as a shit should be. Badass.

Guess who’s been so fool to eat dinner at a Chinese restaurant?

Yes, ME!

Now my popping bowels are just the icing on the cake of my insomnia!

My routine is again destroyed. My shit goes out whenever it decides. All right, I guess…

I see some white spots on my turds today, some crumbles! :3

Another night spent farting

I don’t think Imma be able to take a shit today. It’s a sad sad sad day. I don’t know who am I anymore, even my arse can’t work with no captain.

Yeah, now my arse is stretched at the right point.

Now a little difficult to cleanse it. It’s plenty of debris

Constipation to open the day.

My arse doesn’t open, instead.

I am not eating much these days…

I thought I would have taken less shit.

I was wrong

2-inch turds are now piling one on top of the other. They are very ugly. It doesn’t even look like human poo

Yesterday I discovered I am gluten intolerant. Fine. I guess I already knew.

To celebrate I ate some bread. I slept quite badly, gas everywhere in my belly.

Now a few pitiful turds are all that’s left

Ouch.

I felt something to expel, so I pushed.

Ouch.

I thought it was all right, but it was harder than expected.

Ouch.

My arse stretched abnormally.

Ouch.

Now everything is back to normal. A few grams lighter.