What about now? Just woken up by the light from the window. Sure enough, I went to the toilet as the first thing. Now, I’ve just remembered that the last time I took a shit, was in a public restroom, and I noticed that water I flushed off was deep red. Even the toilet paper I used for wiping off was a little reddish. Oh shit, I thought!

What I also remembered is I drank a beetroot juice as late brunch. Must have been the dyer….

What I now hope, is to stop drinking this much, even if it was just because of some beetroot, I reckon it would be better not to start bleeding from my arsehole…

Btw, it is still deep red.

Aa I walked out the toilet, I discovered there’s blood in my faeces.

Ok. I told this ti my friend. He handed me a beer.

‘Cheers!’, he said

Right. Let’s enjoy the gig now

I don’t even know how possible it is, I need to shit anymore.

Oh well, must be the beers I’m drinking…

Btw, I am at a concert right now, I hope I could enjoy that, no shit attacks, pleaseeee!!

Hanging out with my friend in Copenhagen means I gotta drink as many beers as I offers.

And he does a lot.

So now, I am at his restaurant, having a pause from my laptop-work, gotta have a shit!

Sorry bout that mate, you’re going to clean it!

Well well, a 12-hour slumber. I fucking needed to recover. After that what could it be I need of?

The very first thing? Taking a huge shit!

It’s so urgent that my arse now burns. It needed a little warm up perhaps..

Ever since I opened this blog I looked forward to the next shit for writing something new.

This time I wish I could write more, to be fair, since I am eating more than I should, and everything is now clogging my insides!

My crap is so numerous recently, I shall seriously consider the idea of selling it

Unexpected shit at my friend’s pizzeria.

I guess I shall stop eating.

Second session. During this trip I am taking so much shit I can’t tell anymore when is real and when it is not.

Spoiler alert, all of them are real

Goooood mooorning Copenhagen! I salut you with a liquid movement of my bowels. A good turdy sturdy production!

Second shit on the go. Still at my friend’s restaurant

I am at my friend’s restaurant, I guess my hangovery shit strikes again. This time it was better to discharge before enjoying the pizza.

Anyways. WHAT THE FUCKING SMELL IS this????!?!!!!

I lost count of the times I spent on the toilet today.

Just another one, c’mon!!

Some more shit developed.

Uh! I love hangovers!

I don’t even know what to write. This hangover with just a couple hours sleep is terrible already. But it’s even worsened by spicy loose shit.