Been constipated for some days now, had too much bread and too few veggies and fruits
A 40-minute long shit session
Btw, my legs have gone numb and now I can’t get up.
Saturday, 22 March 2025 | 8:33 AM
I thought this shit session would have been a lot easier, it took more than half a hour, achieved just one useless turd, and my belly still hurts.
3/10 today. Bad
Friday, 21 March 2025 | 7:46 AM
Very good amount of poop here!
Woah!
Great morning
Thursday, 20 March 2025 | 7:32 AM
Too much on a rush, my arsehole is not relaxed.
Even though, it’s taking a huge shit.
Nice!
Wednesday, 19 March 2025 | 7:51 AM
Nooooooo shiiiiiit
No shit. No
No.
Constipation
Actually, I don’t remember the last time I ate any veggy
Tuesday, 18 March 2025 | 8:02 AM
Today taking a shit was nice and easy.
A fair 7/10.
Monday, 17 March 2025 | 8:11 AM
A good amount of shit makes me start the day nicely
Sunday, 16 March 2025 | 9:13 AM
Probably the most difficult day in weeks for having a shit.
Must be stress related
Perhaps I just slept too poorly
Saturday, 15 March 2025 | 5:52 PM
Yeah, SHIIIIIT!
Finally!
Really needed today!
Saturday, 15 March 2025 | 8:44 AM
Gotta admit I skipped a post, even if it was pretty decent
Yesterday I posted for constipation in the morning, then some more in the afternoon, some more constipation with frustration,
Then suddenly, at around 6:30PM SOME REAL URGE CAME IN, yeah, it was unexpected and I forgot to bring my phone with me, so I couldn’t write.
When finished I was so exhausted I just forgot.
Oh by the way, I’m sitting on the toilet right now, and it feels like nothing is in here… I mean, nothing in the toilet, yet nothing inside me.
Probably I emptied them all yesterday already
See you later
Friday, 14 March 2025 | 3:21 PM
Feeling constipated but full of shit (literally) at the same time.
So frustrating
Friday, 14 March 2025 | 7:14 AM
Well…
Should I really tell what happened here?
In the toilet I mean.
Yeah. Sure
No, nothing.
Just a turdboiler.
What’s that?
I don’t know
Just give yourself the meaning you want!
Thursday, 13 March 2025 | 6:43 AM
Well well, guess who’s awake!?
My bowels are plenty of energy! Already discharged a toiletful of shiiiiiit!
Hamburgers for dinner have their perks, I guess…
Wednesday, 12 March 2025 | 10:43 AM
A classic. No shit in the morning, much shit at 10:30
Wednesday, 12 March 2025 | 6:49 AM
Frankly too early to leave.
Too early to wake up (5:40AM)
Too early to do some shit.
Too early. Too constipated
See you later, perhaps!
Tuesday, 11 March 2025 | 5:09 PM
Uh! Bop shit boom!
Tuesday, 11 March 2025 | 8:06 AM
Got to stay more than half an hour on the toilet, this morning.
My arsehole is totally deprived of life, my bowels is totally empty.
My day can now begin.
OH WAIT!
Uh, nope. Just a fart!
Monday, 10 March 2025 | 4:18 PM
Uh! Woah, another shit session.
How come?
Way too much today! 🥹
Monday, 10 March 2025 | 7:31 AM
At first just dull shit.
It was starting to become less sturdy and more inconsistent, when my gf begged me to just leave, she urged!
Shit!
Right at the apex!
I got out, then let her finish and leave.
Now I’m back, and I’ve got to take some more shit. It’s shapeless and it’s smell relentless, just less and less. Hope it’s done now.
That’s madness
Sunday, 9 March 2025 | 12:38 PM
Some more exploding poop.
Here’s what I mean by exploding, as I push, some turds get expelled, then there’s some compressed air, that pops, and some more shit, followed by some more compressed air, that pops.
The stronger I push, the more it explodes
Sunday, 9 March 2025 | 8:41 AM
Spongy turds.
Did I eat yeast?
Mh
Saturday, 8 March 2025 | 4:06 PM
Some shit out of nowhere.
Actually, I know where it comes from, it’s just unexpected.
You know… 4 PM… what a weird time for a poo.
C’mon, who takes a shit at 4PM?
Saturday, 8 March 2025 | 9:08 AM
My friend loves me.
He’a waiting for me to have breakfast together.
Just texted me ‘Tell me when you’re leaving, so I can get myself ready”
“Yup” I replied “Taking a shit now”
“Dedicate your post to me”
Sure thing.
This is for you, see you in a few minutes! Hope you remember me better when you’ll be eating your chocolate cream! 😉
Lesson learned
What is the last thing you learned?
Pumping shit out for more than 30 minutes a day gives you haemorrhoids
Thursday, 6 April 2025 | 8:20 AM
Dull. Just shit
Wednesday, 5 March 2025 | 8:03 AM
‘I wish I was special, so fuckig special!
But I’m a creep’
I heard my shit singing it this morning
Tuesday, 4 March 2025 | 7:54 AM
After I spent last week taking a shit almost everywhere at any time, my bowels seem to got better.
This reminded me of when I really used to feel unwell.
There was that time when I had a school test, I had so much anxiety I couldn’t even concentrate.
I spent the first twenty minutes just coping with my urge to take farts, which rapidly escalated in urge for a shit!
‘Professor, I need to really go to the toilet!’ She was the one I feared the most.
Sure, just go!
Fuuck, how liberating that moment was!
Frantically discharging at fastest, then got back to my class.
I think I received some 7/10 or something.
Not even that bad!
Monday, 3 March 2025 | 8:01 AM
Just a dull shit this morning.
Probably, yesterday I’ve had too much
Sunday, 2 March 2025 | 3:13 PM
At restaurant with my parents
At the restaurant’s toilet all alone.
Taking a fair amount of shit.
Feeling unwell.
Gross diarrhoea