Right, after a bowlful of creamy ice cream my arse is finally ready to pop!

I spent the whole day whistle-farting, I knew there must come to something solid!

Meh, poor boy. Born already dead.

I mean this turd is so dried out it has no vitality at all!

Some unexpected turds came out my arse right after a few push-ups.

Don’t worry, I went sitting on the toilet for that!

They were pretty consistent, very hydrated. It was a real pleasure to meet ‘em!

Okay, perhaps now something can get expelled. It’s not much, but I think it’s fine.

My week begins in constipation. Pretty simple, there’s just a little pebble of poop inside my toilet this morning

A very lonely turd

Well, judging by the look of my poop, I guess I shall try to have a normal diet. It’s like I just puked from my arse

And a lot more has cooome!

Fuck I am burning. The sun is hitting me. Nevertheless, the temperature within my anus is magma-like

Ok, this is a consistent crap. It is three-four inch-long, it is light brown, it flakes apart on its tail, it feels as a shit should be. Badass.

Guess who’s been so fool to eat dinner at a Chinese restaurant?

Yes, ME!

Now my popping bowels are just the icing on the cake of my insomnia!

My routine is again destroyed. My shit goes out whenever it decides. All right, I guess…

I see some white spots on my turds today, some crumbles! :3

Another night spent farting

I don’t think Imma be able to take a shit today. It’s a sad sad sad day. I don’t know who am I anymore, even my arse can’t work with no captain.

Yeah, now my arse is stretched at the right point.

Now a little difficult to cleanse it. It’s plenty of debris